Speculations

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A little more and the language of insult to dignity will receive the status of the official state language.

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Television spoils vision: if you watch for a long time, your eyes begin to hate.

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Nothing compensates for the physiological need of pigs for acorns so as flavoured coffee.

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The diploma of a surgeon is carte blanche for cutting carcasses.

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I did not like fat novels - I preferred tall and slender.

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Old age is a time when daring dreams turn into modest desires.

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If you grab a fat carp by the gills, then it will begin to yell like a hungry beluga.

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Fools are not born round. Even smarts are born oblong.

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Life would not be so short if it did not arise.

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Fashion sometimes screams with such words that in the presence of children it is better not to repeat.

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In the house of an exemplary housewife, wherever you spit, everywhere is clean.

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Fools also refer to intelligent beings. But with contempt.

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It would be better if Columbus opened a bottle of rum.

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The thinking machine surpassed the creator's intelligence - she learned to drink vodka in proud solitude.

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People learn history lessons so poorly that they should be left for the second year BC.

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Cockroach died of laughter at poison against insecticides called "Die, God's creature!"

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From Spain, religion made a guitar, from Italy - charm, from Ireland - prison. And what did religion make of Russia? Balalaika? Or a dream about the wonderful future of all mankind?

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It is important to observe a measure in the love: that may not be enough to find happiness and too much to lose everything.