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Анна Шустерман: литературный дневник

“Surely we won’t get to the wedding?” he teased me with a mischievous grin.


Berel never ceased to amaze me: he spoke Russian with me; with the dark-skinned medical staff, whom he mistook for gypsies, he switched to Hungarian; to women with covered heads, he spoke Yiddish; and to those without head coverings, Czech!


He always greeted me with a question about our little calf’s health.
“Have you fed the calf? Has the kelbele grown?”


He measured the distance from the floor to my waist with his hand, but I deliberately lowered it much further down—signaling, alas, that the kelbele had not grown!
He wanted to slaughter the calf by our wedding, yet the tiny calf could never feed all the guests!
I took advantage of this little delaying trick to push back the day of the “wedding”—and so the “calf” stayed small!


But then I noticed he wasn’t rushing toward the wedding after all… There was another woman in the picture.


After lunch, I rolled my 96-year-old “fianc;” in his stroller out to the courtyard, where all those craving fresh air gathered.


Berel scanned the crowds, often distracted from his siddur lying before him… Suddenly, his face flushed rosy pink, his eyes squeezed shut, neck tensed, fingers gripping the stroller handle so tightly he even rose a little!


Hava, a slender Hungarian blonde of about fifty, pushed a special stroller in which her elderly husband dozed with uncovered hair.
So, he’d be speaking Czech to her— I thought. Yet once again, Berel surprised me!


He puffed and panted, admiring the graceful blonde (while I was stout and dark-haired), but I wasn’t fooled; I instantly guessed the type of woman my “fianc;” preferred.


Shifting in his stroller, Berel addressed Hava in Hungarian:
“Madam, is this your husband?”


“Yes — this is my husband,” she replied, apparently crushing Berel’s hopeful heart.


He drooped, his face hollowed, opened his prayer book and muttered to me:
“Well!” Flipping to the right page, I handed it to him, and he swayed as he prayed...


His body seemed to melt before my eyes—stooping, eyes glazing over; in that moment, he resembled a snail: if only he could, he would crawl back forever into his turbo-spiral shell…
“Surely we won’t get to the wedding?” he teased me with a mischievous grin.


Berel never ceased to amaze me: he spoke Russian with me; with the dark-skinned medical staff, whom he mistook for gypsies, he switched to Hungarian; to women with covered heads, he spoke Yiddish; and to those without head coverings, Czech!


He always greeted me with a question about our little calf’s health.
“Have you fed the calf? Has the kelbele grown?”


He measured the distance from the floor to my waist with his hand, but I deliberately lowered it much further down—signaling, alas, that the kelbele had not grown!
He wanted to slaughter the calf by our wedding, yet the tiny calf could never feed all the guests!
I took advantage of this little delaying trick to push back the day of the “wedding”—and so the “calf” stayed small!


But then I noticed he wasn’t rushing toward the wedding after all… There was another woman in the picture.


After lunch, I rolled my 96-year-old “fianc;” in his stroller out to the courtyard, where all those craving fresh air gathered.


Berel scanned the crowds, often distracted from his siddur lying before him… Suddenly, his face flushed rosy pink, his eyes squeezed shut, neck tensed, fingers gripping the stroller handle so tightly he even rose a little!


Hava, a slender Hungarian blonde of about fifty, pushed a special stroller in which her elderly husband dozed with uncovered hair.
So, he’d be speaking Czech to her— I thought. Yet once again, Berel surprised me!


He puffed and panted, admiring the graceful blonde (while I was stout and dark-haired), but I wasn’t fooled; I instantly guessed the type of woman my “fianc;” preferred.


Shifting in his stroller, Berel addressed Hava in Hungarian:
“Madam, is this your husband?”


“Yes — this is my husband,” she replied, apparently crushing Berel’s hopeful heart.


He drooped, his face hollowed, opened his prayer book and muttered to me:
“Well!” Flipping to the right page, I handed it to him, and he swayed as he prayed...


His body seemed to melt before my eyes—stooping, eyes glazing over; in that moment, he resembled a snail: if only he could, he would crawl back forever into his turbo-spiral shell…



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