Перевод моего текста на английский.

Сегодня вечером получила от неизвестного мне автора письмо, там где он прикрепил файл с сокрашённым переводом моей "Звёздной семейки! на английский! Получилось не очень правильно, но смешно!
а вот и он!

The broken washing machine of the sixtieth years has started to hoot, when Zezolla has switched it on. For inhabitants of the house was a riddle as this machine could get to them in the house, but all it was indifferent, because in use it delivered inconveniences only Zezolla. The machine at all didn’t want and couldn’t work, and has spat out all clothes.
-To hell this machine! - Zezolla with fury has kicked the machine with a leg, - For a long time I asked to buy the typical standard piece of equipment so isn’t in attendance, eternally complain that I scatter their garments. It’s necessary to erase manually!
Zezolla has walked upstairs on the second floor. The girl was noticed by the daughter of Zezolla’s stepmother Silence.
-Well, what, Zezolla, again the manicure washing should be impaired a little? - has grinned Silence.
-Shut up, Silence! - has told Zezolla and has slipped.
-Even on legs it isn’t necessary!
Under mountain from cloths poor Zezolla has heard a voice of other synopsis sister - Amanda.
Zezolla dreamed to turn out to be super-model, as her sisters Silence and Amanda. Zezolla’s stepmother Linda was the singer, and its father Greg - the businessman. Only after Greg has divorced from Linda and has left to live for Morocco, Linda has enslaved his daughter Zezolla. Zezolla also had a stepbrother - Phillip who was the singer and glamorous model. He never knew Zezolla, but he should turn Zezolla’s life.
Linda sat in the room for a relaxation and popular activity, smoked cherry tobacco in a hookah and drank absinthe liqueur. Thus, it wished to get in a nirvana, and to reach a condition well known as “somatic” as it was learned by the wandering Buddhist monk from Tibet.
Queen of the Italo-disco music since great times the eightieth Linda sat in a pose of a lotus, and during this solemn event, she’s heard phone call.
-Hello! When interrupts mine transcendental meditation? - Linda in a tube has cried.
-It’s Phillip, mommy, - has sighed son Linda who has got used to her hobby by meditation and occult sciences.
-Phillip! Well, how many I spoke time to you to not interrupt my communication with space?
-Mom, when I call to you, at my display it isn’t visible, than you are engaged! In general, I wished to tell, that I go to you with a surprise from Beverley-Hills!
-Will you arrive to us? - Linda was delighted, - I shall go, I shall tell to your sisters!
-No, it isn’t necessary! - Phillip has told, but Linda has already hanged up.
Silence and Amanda were engaged in fitness with the personal trainer.
-My-girls! Do you know who will arrive to us?
-Who? Who?!
-Your brother Phillip!
Linda’s daughters have cried from enjoyment and happiness.
-When will he arrive?
-He has already sat down in self-years!
-Have gone on shops, Amanda, we cannot meet our brother in these clothes!
-Have gone, Silence!
-Where’s Zezolla? - Linda has asked.
-I’m here, - spitefully also has wearily told Zezolla.
-Tidy up the house, through pair hours to us there will arrive from the USA your stepbrother.
-Unless it for pair hours will have time to arrive from the USA to Italy? - was surprised Zezolla.
-Don’t philosophize, Zezolla, too to me, the candidate of arithmetical sciences.
With disenchantment Zezolla has begun to clean the house because if it has not made it, it was waited by the most awful because in press hearings went, that Linda in anger is awful.
Once on a fashionable party at Britney Spears’, one pretty, but the inaccurate waiter has poured over Linda champagne and after that the singer nearly hasn’t drowned the poor waiter in deep pool and in a stream of abuse. The situation was resolved owing to Britney which has bent down from a tower, showing to those the achievements in sport. The waiter had to leave back for France, in the maximum circles of the USA after such grandiose scandal it hardly would accept to work even at MC Donald’s!
Next day star-family already was in Miami. Phillip has presented all for the present nobody known Zezolla. All around were in delight from it, what even Paris Hilton has kissed young Zezolla though she kissed all successively, but this moment has been embodied by photographers with a world name. So Zezolla it has appeared on covers of glamour magazines, and became photo model.
For the sake of career Zezolla has taken a pseudonym - Samantha Jackson. She has produced and published the first single with Phillip "Tonight" who had popularity in America, in the Europe and in Japan. Now young girls spoke: «I wish to be similar to Samantha Jackson!».
It was ascension of a new star, which else should shock the world …

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