the irate pirate

- yo-ho-motherfuckin-yo. i got me all the good pirate shit. i got me a peg leg, i got me a hook, i got me a hot wench. we ain't missing something? what could it be? arrgh..
- how about lookin in there?
- is that the only bird you've got?
- you can't have the bird.
- i'm takin the bird!
- you can't have the bird!
- i'm takin the bird!
- you can't have the bird!
- i'm takin the bird!
- you can't have the bird!
- i'm takin the bird!
- take the fuckin bird!

- ride the harpoon, wench. so how was we sweet parrots this morning?
- fuck off, you white motherfucker!
- arrgh..

- ride the whalebone, you harlet. so how was we sweet parrots this morning?
- fuck off, you white motherfucker!
- say that again and i'll fuckin cut your tongue out.

- shiver me kimber, slut. so how was we sweet parrots this morning?
- fuck off, you white motherfucker!
...

- ride the harpoon, wench. so how was we sweet parrots this morning?
..arrgh..

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