Sneezing evening

Last night I dreamt I went to visit my friend Anita.  Her husband Vladimir was happy to see such a valuable guest.  We were drinking a tea with sweet pastries and discussing leisurely about our regular topic that was beliefs.  We weren"t arguing at all, only chatting with pleasure.  However, in the middle of such a calm conversation Olga began to sneeze.  She sneezed two times, then three times, then...
" Stop it immediately!" -shouted Anita.
Olga was trying hardly to stop but she couldn"t.  She sneezed seven times as she was used to.
"You are crazy!" - cried Anita.  "Who else could sneeze seven times except one who is crazy?"
Suddenly lights came in the middle of the sky.  Thunders boomed in a warm air, nearby our comfort terrace.  We all got up immediately and gaped at the sky.  A huge black figure let down from the heaven on our table.  It was something horrible and frightening.  Its face was terrible.  Yellowish eyes glittered hungrily.  Big mouth was grinning bloodthirstily.  We frozen on our places as stones, our hearts stop to beat.  The monstrous creature opened his mouth and...
And it said quickly in a thin voice: " I am sorry, but I am able to sneeze much better than Olga!" 
Then it began to sneeze endlessly...

07/05/02