Timmy Hatter

Timmy Hatter.


  Mr. and Mrs. Assley, of number twelve, Durka Drive just hated Vermin.  By their book it included everything, that had the nerve to breathe, without making a healthy profit for  'em into bargain.  Assley didn't even have the decency to hide their Rasist Perversion from their neighbours .  To the contrary, they flaunted it as their banner, where everyone may see it, so that accomplices could marvel at the inventiveness, the true ingenuity of the planning and execution of The Monstrous Crimes against Humanity, while All Progressive People stood aghast at the Brutality of those Atrocities.

  Mister Assley sat on the Board of Directors of Greenbug inc., which specialized in the most modern biological, time tested chemical and even the obsolete mechanical Warfare onto Vermin.  His immediate Duties included supervising the R&D Department - the inventive brains of the Company.  Assley's Whip of Layoffs whistling overhead and the Carrot of Priority Funding dead ahead managed to bring the proper measure of motivation into the disorganized if ingenious minds of the inventors.  It was all but possible to discern the Immenent Doom of the Vermin in the dunes of the pending patents on the proud representatives of the future generations of the Greenbug's product lines.  However it was but a mirage born in the hot air of the policies discussions.  The Vermin, in its death throes will inevitably take the future and all the hopes of the Greenbug inc. into the Hell with it as nobody realised  so clearly as Mister Assley.  Thus the Real Goal of all the Research and Development was to produce the most efficient means to hurt, torture and maim, but never to actually devastate the Vermin population.  As a matter of psihological self defence, Mister Assley always prefered to think of those fine details of the "Deadly" products positioning and marketing not as of the treason against all his ideals, but quite the opposite - as of denying to the Lowly Foe the Honor, Dignity, and Simplicity of the Clean Death, which most surely was too good for Vermin.