Мысли о нас, мужчинах правда, на английском языке,

Men are like Children.

Psychologists claim that men resemble children. Everyday life is an excellent proof that this assumption seems right.
The first point to support this idea is the fact that males love playing with cars, collecting various glittering items, love getting sweets and gifts.
Secondly, representatives of the ‘strong’ sex pathologically hate being scolded.
And, finally, they can’t help messing around.

Men love playing with toys. Most chaps can spend hours and hours with their cars. It resembles a boy who never grew up and prefers the ‘company’ of his car that constantly needs washing, polishing, mending and cleaning to the company of his wife and children who often feel offended for that. As a result, a lot of arguments stir when a male skips talking to his wife and kids, but prefers to observe his excellent and precious collection of lighters, pipes, and watches that occupies half of the closet (the second half is stored with various equally expensive tools he never ever touches in life). The best way to please Adam is surprisingly simple. A small item, some trifles or a pack of overseas sweets or a tasty cake can cause unprecedented agitation in his heart.


A serious man with excellent records may suddenly find himself embarrassed by an ordinary argument with his ‘trouble and strife’, or else blush as a 5-year-old first-grader when something goes wrong at home or at work. Moreover, even a grey-hair and experienced patriarch may feel as a newly sworn-in professional taking his first steps on the carrier ladder. In fact, a minor boss’s remark may trigger a complete disaster and spoil his mood for the rest of the week. One of reactions to such a situation may be a ‘sudden’ sickness that is accompanied by false symptoms like dizziness, stomachache, even diarrhea. The only way of finding a solution to this enigma is showing extra care and signs of love and respect towards a little boy that suddenly appears to be in the place of respectful and responsible adult. But this ‘role’ is too big and uncomfortable for a boy of 10 or 12.

Another problem, that makes adult guys take after a naughty boy is messing around. A married woman should be aware of the fact that a grown-up family man may scatter his socks, belts, neck-ties, keys all around the house and she would be the ‘scapegoat’ the other morning if, G-d forbid, her macho failed to find the whereabouts of his car keys.

Males do look like small boys. So women should treat them respectively.