A ridiculous case

Once upon a time there was man Sergey,
There was a wish it for vodka,
All after all will tell, you that
Instead of trousers I put on stockings.
To take a sip it is a little vodka,
Hurried in shop,
Instead of trousers having put on stockings,
I realized that it made,
But after all was already late,
It stood at shop,
And after all it was a shame to it,
For everything that it made.
Having received a vodka bottle,
He ran home quicker,
All laughed at Sergey,
And after all it was a shame to it,
For everything that it made
Sergey home ran,
I took off from myself stockings,
He didn't manage to take a sip of vodka,
Someone was called at a door,
It opened it quicker
Also I saw the friend,
That looked to it in the face
Also I told: ''Hello Sergey''
Well and that costs without trousers,
Everything is silent, can't tell,
To the friend words.
Kostya suddenly asked Sergey:
''That you are silent my friend?
Where your trousers lie,
Time isn't present them on you? ''
And Sergey told it:
''Simply I walked in the park,
Didn't manage to change clothes absolutely,
You forgive me for everything,
Also went we will drink a tea''.
Quickly, efficiently, with arrangement,
Sergey told all to Kostya.