The Moms

Mama of Napoleon

One day Napoleon decided to somehow capture Russia. And his mother said to him:
— Put on a scarf, it's cold there!
But Napoleon went naughty and did not take the scarf. His Mom says:
— Do not forget the matches to build a fire!
Napoleon says:
— I will not forget! I'm big already!
Mom says:
— Take a stool. You climb up on the stool and see the battlefield.
Napoleon got offended that his mother thinks he is shorty and did not take the stool.
And so he never conquered Russia.

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Mama of Hitler

Once Hitler decided to go to war. His Mom says to him:
— Wear a scarf!
Hitler put it on and left. His Mom shouts after him:
— And your hat! And the matches! And the stool, don't you sit on the ground!
And he said:
— Oh weis mir, Mommy, it's such a bad omen, to go back!
And he never put on a hat and the matches he did not take, and neither a stool. And he got a cold on his head with that war.

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Mama of Nero

Once Nero decided to burn Rome. And his mother said to him:
— Wear a scarf!
Nero wearing scarf. Mom says:
— Do not forget the matches!
Nero took the matches. Mom says:
- Grab a stool, do not sit on the dirt! Look after your toga! Don't get it stained!
Nero took his throne, and set it on the top of a hill, than he set Rome on fire and had a nice weekend.

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