The Small Closet and the Big Water Problem

1992, I'm 12 and my BF convinced me to keep her company at a summer camp.

The expectation exceeded the reality by far. I found myself surrounded by 12 year-olds playing child games and talking child talk.

I hid in a tiny wardrobe closet to be left undiscovered by teachers and my BF (who opened it and shoved their hands inside it a few times), in order to ignore and protest the marching, the blowing of the the horns and other forms of collectivism..

Surprised my stink did not give my presence away - the water supply was limited and kids were not allowed to wash for weeks - the water was only for adult camp employees, and I, as young lady took it as a form of terrible discrimination..
But hey, the real Siberian hunter is never to be discovered when he does not want to, despite the small closet and the big water problem..


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