Русские Поговорки на Аглицкий Лад

Пожалел волк кобылу, оставил хвост да гриву
Translation:

Wolf the Humanitarian
Was lenient to the Horse
Left intact her mane and torso
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Солдат любит ясное, а дурак красное
Translation:

GI Joe striving for clear superior's order
Trump scheming with Reds to ensure General Elections disorder
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Kому и кобыла невеста
Translation:

I never send flowers to an orangutan
But I don't mind marry sisters Kardashian
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Cлово зА слово, xy*м пО столу
Translation:

I was arguing hotly with my ex wife,
Exposed myself -
The judge sentenced me for a life
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Eврей крещенный что вор прощенный
Translation:

Bernie Madoff lawyer Maria
Got truly brilliant idea:
"
Find Jesus
Repent
Cut sentence in half
Mount the white ass
And visit Judea
"
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Черного кобеля не отмоешь добела
Translation:

Dear liberal boldfaced lying tendency
You could sell us in vain Obama legacy
But I would rather sniff
mighty line of coke
And drop some heavy-duty ecstasy
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Свинью за стол, она и ноги на стол
Translation:

Nikita Khruschev in United Nation
Was mighty upset
About "No Corn Chowder and Buckwheat"
American motion
Imbibing Stoli pretty good
He knocked table by his boot
Inviting boisterous commotion
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Ворон ворону глаз не выклюет
Translation:

Hillary was badmouthing fern
She succeeded in burning "the Bern"
And yet Bernie Sanders
Blotted out his misgivings in earnest
Endorsed the Hillary Bern...