PiterOneLove

The working title of "PiterOneLove"
  Episode One. For acquaintance! Pilot issue.
  Two combined two-bedroom apartments, on the outskirts of St. Petersburg.
  In which they live: the girl-blogger Anna, 21 years old, naive, absorbed in themselves and their beauty, dreaming to be famous, that while working in the tourist company. Marina 26, a typical girl from a provincial town, an accountant in the plumbing company that is in love with her director. 26 Rita, refined nature, every teacher in the school. In another apartment living Maxim smart, loving all logical, 25 years old, ah ti specialist who is looking for a neighbor.
  Apartment Maxim, which is Maxim and candidate for a neighbor.
  Maxim: Well Gennady, I was generally satisfied with your candidacy, as I understand you're quite a quiet, no bad habits man, I think I'll call you. Simply, there is another guy who has to come right after you.
  The doorbell rang. Max opens the door. On the threshold stands a young man in a T-shirt that says, do not get bored with me, I do not work in ay ti!
  The man behind the door: Hello! Basil I, about the removal of the room. And you as I understand Maxim?
  Maxim: Yeah ... (reads the inscription on a T-shirt) go through.
  Basil passes leaving Gennady. And looking around comes.
  Basil (quietly to himself): Cool ... This apartment was much better places in the drunk tank.
  Maxim: Well Basil, as I understand it, you're an actor, and where do you live now?
  Basil: Yes, I'm an actor, I now worked in a sobering-up center, a laborer, and fill all sorts of paper, I was allowed to temporarily stay with them until I find a room.
  Maxim: And you will have enough money for the timely payment of the room? And with this very strict grandmother who rents an apartment is very punctual and meticulous person. And will not tolerate a day of delay.
  Basil: Oh, no, my finances is certainly not a lot, but the money is still there, royalties from filming, plus a part in the drunk tank. Well, if you absolutely will be tight, that my name is Raskolnikov, I think should be no problem. (Smiles).
  Maxim (looks at Basil reproachfully): So, Vasily, I have today received a lot of candidates, and I need time to think. So, maybe I'll call you. And yes, you can question? The inscription on your shirt, do all five ah specialists boring?
  Basil: You just can not imagine, all the IT people I've met, it's incredibly boring, boring, do not know how to have fun people to clear only their humor. Wait, do you mean to say that you pros?
  Maxim (slowly nodding his head and continued to stare reproachfully).
  Basil (realizing that he seems deprived of the opportunity to occupy the room starts to go back down): Well, then that's all I got excited and may have been familiar to me that drinking a couple of bottles of beer, loved to play chess on schelbany, funny guys! That's the same I just did not think about you!
  Maxim: I understand, I understand. All the best Basil, maybe I'll call. (Closes the door behind Basil, and says to himself, Gennady uniquely Gennady.)
  On the floor, Basil faced with Anna, which opens next door, and smiling, greeting.
  Basil: Hello! Basil I, reaches out, your neighbor. That look around, get acquainted with their neighbors.
  Anna (smiling): Very nice, shakes hands with Anna.
  Basil: Well, see you! Was glad to meet you! See you! (Smiles)
  Anna: Good day! (Smiles)
  Basil goes down, it comes out of the door. Swallows fresh summer breeze. He looks at his watch. Clutching his head and runs away.
 
  plumbing shop Office. CEO, Eugene A., calls to his office, Marina.
  Director: Good afternoon! Pass Marina, have a seat. How are we doing in the accounting department?
  Marina: Hello Evgeny! All is well! Invoices, delivery notes, checked, no problems for the last period.
  Director: Exactly? And then I immediately complained to you that have not been sent in due time closing documents. Marina A., we are a serious company, we have large orders with larger suppliers. One order closets with crystals, and toilet tank with songs and jokes for the city administration, worth a considerable profit for us! You're a very good accountant, I know it, please continue to be careful!
  Marina: Good, Evgeny. (Leaving the office, she goes to meet her colleague).
  Colleague: Evgeny host?
  Marina: Yes ... But it seems he was busy than ...
  Colleague: Do not worry, I'm a long time it did not distract, the more I'm on an important case.
  Marina (quietly says to himself): Well, well, I admit that you are a fool?
  Colleague: (Opening the door of the principal's office, and he had not heard peeping from behind the door and asks): What did you say?
  Marina: Yes, I remember that we have a new nomenclature, but I imagine.
Colleague: Well ... (makes a contemptuous face, and comes to the office).
  Marina goes for your desktop. At this time of the principal's office, adjusting her hair out of her colleague, Marina and throws on the table folders and documents with words that Yevgeny asked you to check all the bills and acts. Then colleague, smiling comes to your workplace. And Marina, kicks wastebasket under his desk, which overturned and its contents falls to the floor.
  A colleague raised, looking up from his desk, and with a smile sits on a chair. Marina, with a sour face, begins to throw the garbage back to the basket.
 
  Anna comes to her apartment. And talks.
  - Interesting guy. And cute. So Max has found a neighbor. Great!
  It includes computer. Following various news bloggers. He finds an interesting article with photos. In which it is written that at home, you can arrange a rainbow by mixing various chemical ingredients and paint. Finds desired. Addition of hydrogen peroxide. About paint Rita calls and asks for permission to use some
  - That's amusing! Just for my blog! (Calling Rita).
  - Hi! Can I take you a few colors? Yes, you need something to draw!
  Apartment Maxim. The door knocking Anna. Max opens the door.
  Maxim: Hi! How are you?
  Anna: Hi! All perfectly! This is your new neighbor? It seems Basil? I met him when he came out. I'm on the case. You can find whether the hydrogen peroxide?
  Maxim: So far that has not neighbor. Honestly, not sure that he would be my neighbor ... and peroxide, but was now a look.
  Anna: But I thought he was interesting and fun guy. Look to him, I think he's good!
  Maxim: (rummaging in the drawer, and continues the conversation): Good, then maybe good. But the payment of the room. He works in the sobering-up station, and at the same time he is an actor. If you have any problems with payment, you will have to answer for it to me. (Finds a bottle of peroxide).
  Anna: Actor? Interestingly! I think with him you will have fun!
  Maxim: (stretching bubble): I do not have fun. Rather, decency and honesty.
  Anna: Oh thank you! But his sense of humor definitely can not refuse!
  Maxim: Yes, not all pros are boring! And write in his T-shirt, I can also that all actors are smug and boastful assholes!
  Anna (smiling): I think you're exactly right! Ok, I ran! Thanks again!
  School night. The end of every lesson. Children go out of the office. After some time in office comes to a young teacher Vadim history.
  Rita: Hello! Come on in! " Thank you agreed to help!
  Vadim: I am always happy to help for the sake of art! (Begins to undress)
  Rita: Wait! Wait! It is necessary to close the door! (Closes the door with a key).
  Vadim undresses to full nudity. It becomes on a pedestal in the classroom. And Rita begins to draw from nature.
 
 
 
  Apartment girls. Anna begins his experiment, pre-writing process in the chamber.
  - Hello friends! Today we will have an experiment to create a rainbow at home! So, let's begin!
  Mix the ingredients and paint cans. Open a bottle of hydrogen peroxide. And gently brings to the jar.
  Apartment Maxim. Maxim is sitting at the computer, doing their job. At this time there is a loud clap and the flat stretches of girls smoke.
  Max runs out of the apartment, runs to the girls apartment, dramatically opens the door.
  Maxim (coughing): Anja! Are you here? What happened? Where are you? (He looks at all sides ran into the hall, and observes the following picture:. The ceiling, the walls, the whole room was completely spattered with paint middle of the room, also covered in paint sitting Anya, and picks up his vacant look on Maxim.).
  Maxim: Anya are you okay? What happened ????
  Anna (quietly): It was an experiment. Entitled rainbow house. (She starts to feel yourself running to the mirror, look at yourself).
  Awesome ... I'm in the right (looking at the room), but the girls will beat me! (Runs to the bathroom, grab a bucket, fill it with water, take a rag.)
  Max help me ?? Otherwise, I expect the Inquisition. The main thing that all this was wiped! Requirement, please!
  Maksim: Where do I go ... (walks to the bathroom, for cloth and a basin of water).
 
 
  The pavilion for the shootings. There is a casting for the role of episodic, the seller in the store. In the story, the seller in the store, suitable girl and asked where she could see the clothes for the gym.
  Basil is waiting for their turn to audition.
  Director: Next! You are ready? Can we start?
  Basil: Yes, I'm ready!
  Director: 1, 2 started!
  Basil, the seller's way of standing and looking in different directions, easy gait, she approaches him, and languid, attractive voice, asked about the possibility to see and try on clothes for fitness, and he could help her with that?
  Basil: Of course! I am happy to help you with this choice, what's your name?
  The girl (with a surprised face): I do not have this in the script. Unless something has changed?
Director: Stop! Stop! What is the name? Are you crazy? Have you read the script?
  Basil: Oh! Excuse me! Just too accustomed to the role! Let's do it again!
  Director: It's my cue! (Shakes his head in annoyance). Another double!
  The scene is repeated again. It comes to the point where she is dressed, and out of the booth, and seem to ask opinions.
  Girl: Well? Does it suit me? Well if sitting on different sides? (Makes a turn, bends).
  Basil (again forgetting the script): Awesome! (He says these words and stares at her).
  Director: Stooooop! Again, not the script ?! Well went out! It will still take my time!
  Basil (Recovering): Oh, no, no! I need this role! You are welcome!
  Director: Next!
  Basil (silently cursing): That's bad luck! Well, okay!
  Casting ends, take another actor. All this time, Basil, waiting Woman is to get to know her. So she goes to the door.
  Basil: Hello! Just not very nice work! I do not have to shoot. But all this is why you are very beautiful! And I would like to ...
  At this time, the girl, a beautiful fit, pumped up guy kisses her.
  Guy: Well, my dear? How did everything go? You have already released? Ready to go?
  Woman (Basil): Thanks for the compliment! All the best!
  (Exit Man and answering the question of her boyfriend, who is it? He says that apparently the boy with developmental disabilities, feel sorry for him, do not laugh at these, and that they need help, socialize in the community!)
  Basil: Hmm, I would not even call it a deviation of idiocy. Well, as always, plus a beautiful girl, minus the work of the brain!
  Go to the exit, leaving the pair looks after. Sighs. It goes in the opposite direction.
 
 
  School every class. Rita writes a picture of a naked man. At this time, in the castle of a click and the door opens. The study included the cleaning lady.
  Cleaning lady (in a quiet horror resides a few seconds, watching the naked man, and then starts to cry)
  - Oh, you shameless! How do you do it here ???? Well, you get me! All tell the principal!
  Margarita: Tamara Semyonovna! You do not need the director! It's all for the sake of art, I paint pictures. I certainly understand that the classroom is not the best place for this, but the other options were not. Especially Vadim S., agreed to pose for me, and it's very noble of him!
  Vadim (dressing quickly) Yes! Tamara Semyonovna, is an art, and not what you think!
  Maid: And I still did not think anything! Look, I, too, artists! Within the walls of the school, engage in such disgrace!
  Margarita: Tamara Semyonovna, well, what a disgrace! Well, like, I write to you now! What you want! In any way!
  Cleaner: All right, I will not say anything Vitaly Denisovich. The picture say? And you can, in the image of a mermaid? For my old man?
  Margarita (surprised): Of course you can! Let's tomorrow! Just today we have yet to finish what we have started. And tomorrow, be sure to come after school, at 17:00, and then get started!
  Cleaning lady (referring to Vadim and Margarita): Well, I will not interfere, (winks history teacher). Then tomorrow (closes the door).
  (Margarita exhaling, closes the door with a key, looking at Vadim)
  - Well? Take off your clothes! We continue on ...
 
 
 
  Apartment girls. Anna and Maxim finishing work, rest and drink tea.
  Anna: Max! Thank you very much for the help! If it were not for you, I did not cope alone with this whole nightmare!
  Maxim: Please tell me but what was it? Are you for this I ask of hydrogen peroxide?
  Anna: I wanted to make an experiment for your blog. Entitled rainbow house. It looked at the picture all so beautiful! And what happened, you already know ... If the girls find out, they will beat me for sure! I will be the eternal duty of the apartment.
  Maxim: I will not betray. But in the future, be careful. With me something advise, before you arrange anything.
  (The castle key clicks, include Marina)
  Marina (sits on the bedside table in the hallway and sighs)
  - How did everything get it ... (Remarks on the floor of a small drop of yellow paint at this time go to meet Anya Marina and Maxim.)
  Marina: Anh, this your doing? (Pointing to the spot)
  Anna: Oh, probably yes, nail polish apparently spilled. Now I'll take!
  Maxim: Hi Marin and yet! I went. (He waves his hand, where his hand covered in yellow paint. Marina notices)
  Marina: Max, and you, too, enjoyed as I can see nail polish?
  Max: What? (He looks at his hand) Oh, no, no, I'm apparently in the entrance soiled, or somewhere else ... Well, I went. Till! (Goes out quickly)
  Marina: So far ... (shrugs and turns to Anna)
  - How was your day? What were you doing? What's new on the Internet?
  Anna: Yes, so, as usual, different implausible write articles and then people suffer from this ...
  Marina: It is you talking about?
  Anna: Oh, never mind. If you know, it obviously will not add to you good mood. How's your day? What's new at work?
  Marina: As usual, the director of saws, throws me a bunch of work.
Anna: Maybe he has for your affection? Well, not exactly breathe?
  Marina (outraged): What? No! This insensitive dolt? In general, I doubt he has any feelings other than making money.
  Anna: Can you talk to him, give some gift, just as a colleague?
  Marina: I thought about it, that's just what to give? I do not even know. After all, he has everything, and banal things give absolutely do not want.
  Anna: Give not banal! You're great cook! Give him your signature cupcake! I have your muffins, for example, really like! I'm sure he will be very pleased.
  Marina: Listen, this is an option! I think and do! Thanks Anh for advice! You clever!
  Anna (embarrassed): Yes, what is really there. (Smiles modestly)
  Apartment Maxim. He dials the phone number of Gennady, but accidentally calls Basil, but quickly realizing his mistake, rejects the call. Then the calls have exactly Gennady, and said that he had decided, and it will now be his new neighbor, and that he had come for a more detailed discussion.
  Underground carriage. Ringing cell Basil, do not hear the answer, and looked at the room, he realizes that it is called Maxim.
  Basil: Damn! Disconnect! (Dials a number, but since it is in the subway, then there is no connection to speak quietly.): Here, just perhaps, he chose me as his neighbor, I will not call back, better take a walk.
  Behind Basil is Gennady, whom Vasili noticed by accident. After talking with Maxim, and received an invitation for an interview. He decides now to go to Maxim. Together they are located on the same station. Gennady is followed. Suddenly Basil falls pen that was attached to the strap of the bag. Gennady does not notice it fall, comes to it, and laminating falls on a girl who is going with her boyfriend, hugging him. Seeing such an incident, a guy comes into a rage, and quickly raises Gennady starts to sort things out, tied the brawl, the police resorted. Basil goes on the escalator, hearing a noise, she turns to look. But the kind of fights hidden away. Basil tries to consider, but it kind of has all disappeared. He shrugs his shoulders.
  Apartment girls. Everyone is here. Mobile bell rings at Maxim.
  Maxim: Hello! Hello! Well, now open! (So meet Gennady, the site of which is Basil. Maxim surprised)
  - You? But ... aah, I thought the call is failed. I have another call. He is soon to come, he said to be 30 minutes, although it took an hour. Something delayed. But anyway. I'm sorry. I had to call you back.
  Basil (too surprised): Really? Aww, I'm sorry! I just thought ... (shakes hands with Maxim). I went. All the best!
  Maxim: Bye. (Goes back to the apartment of girls gaining Gennady number, but he did not answer).
  Marina: Who came?
  Maxim: My new neighbor. More precisely one of the candidates. I got the wrong number. Why not come to the one I chose. And that is why that should not respond, though promised to come for more than half an hour ago.
  Anna: So you've definitely chosen for another? And it was Basil? (Frustrating). So if it is late, but it came without even knowing what you need to come. Maybe all the same it choose? See a mandatory, and it seems to need it!
  Maxim: I do not know ... And I'll tell you later Gennady?
  Anna: You say that is late, lost time. Yes, I want to talk!
  Maxim: Ohh, okay. Who will type Basil. But seriously! Itself will speak to the second. Think of something. I do not want to lie. (Gaining back Basil).
  Basil: No, I'm still around! Of course! Be right back!
  Maxim: Hi again! I decided nevertheless that you will be my new neighbor! Congratulations! You can collect your bags and move. But Pay for money before, rent, plus utilities. You have the money now?
  Basil: Yes, yes! Of course! Tomorrow, I will come here with their belongings and money. Thank you! Till tomorrow! (Again, shakes hands and walks away).
  After an additional 30 minutes. You hear a call on your mobile phone at Maxim.
  Genn: I apologize for being late. It happened not very pleasant moment. In short, I was in the police. I had just been released ...
  Maxim: The police? Something serious?
  Gennady: No, incident. Misunderstanding!
  Maxim: Good. You will meet Anna. (Hiding behind the sofa)
Anna meets Gennady. And he explains.
  Anna: You know Gennady. By Maxim returned his man, that's just, after his call. He called again, they reconciled. And now again live together. He does not know how to tell you this, and therefore asked me to.
  Gennady makes a surprised face.
  - So they ...
  Anna: Yes, that's right. What can you do - love ...
  Gennady: Thanks for the info, I'll go. Bye! (Exit)
  The door closes. Because Maxim jumps the couch!
  Maxim: Chtoooo? You are what he has talked? What other guy? What kind of love?
  Anna: Calm down! Himself heard how it went? No questions, no hard feelings. also wanted himself.
  Maxim: Yeah! But I do not think that you will begin to tell him about what I was ... okay, the main result. But I am not...!
  Girls: Yes, we know, we know ...
  Maxim: Seriously! Why do you think so?
  Marina: We just never saw you with the girls. So we thought ...
  Maxim: I have a lot of work. And there is a girl that I like. I communicate, create an environment. Not so fast ...
  Margaret: setting? For what? As long as you communicate, they will have husbands and children. Invite them somewhere!
  Maxim: Yeah, I'm going to ... We would of course ... And you can help me? I have never been a long-term relationship ... I do not much difficult.
  Girl: Of course we help! Contact with any questions!
  Maxim (smiling) Thank you! You are the best neighbors! (She embraces them).
 
 
 
 
 The ending. Margarita asks Anna laptop. Since its forgotten at work.
  On the desktop, video notes. The girls are next.
  Margarita: An! I will see the video with your new blog on your desktop? Marin will be watching?
  Marina: Again tips on how to paint eyelashes? (Reluctantly goes to see)
  Anna: Yes, please!
  Video starts, which is a record of the explosion in the girls room. Before Anna comes that this time of the explosion, he rushes to Marguerite that would pick up the laptop. But too late. The girls are shocked by what they saw and what happened to their apartment. Angrily turning to Anne.
  The end.


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