Vacation

VARNING: please be sure you are older than 18!!!!! This is not for children!!!!!!Parents ALERT!!!!!!


I hope my reader will forgive me for using bad language, but this is exactly what happened when someone doesn't check a text before sending. This happened to me many times and gave me an idea to write as warning and reminder: always check the text before sending. The other way there is a possibility that your text will look like a text you are reading now. I also must mention that I, personally newer use this kind of language, but I hope my reader will understand that exaggeration I used here is done to engrave in our memory need to read your text before sending.G.G.

Vacation

GRIGORY GUREVICH
 
VACATION
Dear mom and dad, funeral....sorry... finally I'm in Florida. All my fucking... former friends are here and we have sheet.... share a good time. We all lesbian....no, I mean living under one roof in bordello.... beautiful house. I did not mean bordello, sorry, it is my Ipad changing my words.
All of us have masturbated... sorry, “master beds”... 
For the breakfast, we usually eat a hot dick.... sorry, Hot Dog! After the breakfast, we leak pussy.. sorry, play ping-pong.
 
Tomorrow I have to fuck... fuck... fuck... Sorry I have to go to faculty meeting for a sheet... shit.. sorry, for a short time. I hope I will piss.. pass my fuck loads and shitty porn.... sorry again. I do not mean it, pass my story to my friend.
Mom, how is a lesbian …. I mean lovely and hairy cunt doing...Sorry, I mean hairy cat. Is she still leaking your milk? (I WILL NOT EVEN CORRECT IT).
I can't understand what a fuck is going on..... sorry. I hope my father did shit in the windows finally. Sorry, I mean did repaired windows?
I and my girlfriend Linda, Love to come together. We ate pubic.... sorry, I wanted to say “pleasant” food together and she loved it!  We can do it every day! It was unusual, but we were very horny... Sorry, Hungry. Then we pook together for a while.... Sometimes for the breakfast, we both eat warm groin.... Sorry, grain. And for the desert we liked the dick......we liked a tort.....Sorry again.  After that, we played pennis ….Tennis together. It was really unusual. My dumb… dear Linda is a very sweet can't... sorry girl. She is my pussy, juicy, pussy... sorry, my dear, dear Linda. There is only one bad habit she has – she is sticking her nose into her sweet vagina, before drinking it.... What? What did I write? I mean sweet wine!!!!! I always blow her for that!   … the blame of course!
We went to the beach, but unfortunately, I broke a zip in my pennis...penny...tennis... Oh, that s annoying! Anyway, Linda was sucking it for a while... no, nooo, of course noo! She was saying it, but then she felt she just wasted her thong, OOOO shit! Time for nothing. After that, she decided to go masturbating.... menstruating.... What is it? Naturally... meditating. Oh god!. I'm so sorry. I never use this kind of words... you know me. We will get vagina food for the dinner... Oh, again! VEGETARIAN! I love her boobs... sorry, her... baby!
 
Your Pervert... sorry... Peter. Love you and fuck you.... Oh, this is embarrassing. Even my pennis ..pennies... sorry, PENCIL is not working!... I hope you understand... Kiss you! Miss you, my dear porn.... Parents. Oh shit!
This terrible autocorrect!
 
 
Grigory Gurevich, copyright, January 11, 2014