Children talk parents laugh. part 86

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PART 86

                All as humans
Sonja asked once
- Do cats and dogs have weddings too? And music plays, and other dogs give them gifts?


                Awful punishment
Alex’s dad bumped his leg at a garden cart, and it was hurting.
-That’s ok dad, I punished the cart for you
-How?
-I spit in it…


                Differences
- Mom, is it you?
Grandpa decided to joke
- Yes, Alex, it’s me, your mother.
- You are not my mother because of your
- skin!
- big tummy!!
- slippers!!!


                Everything is fake
-Grandpa, are your teeth fake?
-Yes, they are.
-Okay. And what about your eyes?


                Children curiosity
- Whose blood is the ketchup made of?
- Daddy, are tangerines the children of oranges?
-Are there fish that live on a tree?
-What would happen if Sasha (the boy next door) climbed up the tree and fell down from there?
-What would happen if there was no TV?
-How long can our hamster live without eating? And without drinking? And can he swim? Can we try and see?
-How does an elephant eat sunflower seeds?
-Why do we have two eyes, two ears and only one nose?
-Are there blue bananas? What about red ones?
-Why do all people not speak our language?
-Why is football played with only one ball?
-Why does Daddy love beer and football so much?
-And who is more important –Dad or Grandpa?
-And why is the sun warm and the moon isn’t?
-Why is the chicken’s egg white?
-How is a snake breathing?
-Why can’t men have babies?
-What would happen if all teachers died?
-Why aren’t pine cones edible?
-And why can’t we crawl on the walls and ceiling like ants?
- Is Santa allowed in the White House, Daddy?
- Did people in the old times eat porridge?
-If someone gave Santa Claus a pinch, would he start crying?


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