Children talk parents laugh. part 73

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PART 73
                High mathematic
Alex was given the ticket to the zoo. He cut the ticket into smaller pieces and ran to his mother:
- Look, how many tickets we have now mom.


                Don’t smoke, Uncle Bill
- Dad, Uncle Bill does not have a brain!
- Why do you say that?
- Because our teacher said that people who smoke don’t have brains.


                The higher punishment
Julia was offended.
- My husband will be better than yours! That's it!


                The owner
- Alex, do you want a brother or a sister?
- Can you buy me another hamster instead...


                The low is the low
Alex respects the law very much.
- Grandpa, if you don’t fasten your belt police will fine you.
- Where do you see police?
- It may be an invisible police, because  they sit high up in the trees.


                No way!
- Julia, wash your hands and come to eat.
- But why? They are getting dirty anyways!



                It’s too much!
- Mommy, when I grow up, will I become a mother?
- Yes, Julia.
- And Sonya will become a mother, too?
- Well, of course.
- And then there will be 3 mothers and one father in our house?


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