Children talk parents laugh. part 68

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PART 68
                A strange chicken
Julia likes fried chicken.
- Mom, I want a chicken leg.
-How do I take it to you, you ate both of them!
-How nice it would be if a chicken had more legs, for example, six legs.


                Good answer
Alex was taken to the dentist. Of course, the procedure was not easy, and when his mother asked him, “What do you need to say before leaving?” Alex honestly answered.
-I hate this woman!

                Rally
A friend came to visit Alex. And he was not alone, but brought his car. Of course, the friends decided to race with the aim to identify the winner of "Rally of the Century." They started the race - and the car surged forward. It became apparent that Alex’s car ran slower than his friend’s, as much as he did not press the accelerator. Finally, Alex could not resist. He stopped the car, got out of it and became the car...pushing, cheering himself and shouting. And interestingly enough he was almost caught.


                How the Earth is made
Father explained to Julia, how our Earth is made, in particular, that there is underground molten magma and it occasionally comes to the surface. The next day the father took a spade and went into the garden to dig. Julia ran in a panic to stop it.
- Daddy, Daddy, did you forget?
- What, Julia?
- Do not dig the ground, Dad, because that molten magma will come out and we will burn!


                A spiderman
A spider is crawling on the wall. Alex pokes a finger at him.
-Alex, it can bite you.
-Very good. Let it bites me. I want to be Spiderman.
Of course, the older sister immediately intervened.
-And if a chicken bites you? So you will become chikenman? And if a goose? Gooseman?
Alex was silent.


                Grandpa is too old
Mother was playing a game with Alex in which it is necessary to guess a number from one to ten. Finally, the mother was able to involve her father in the game.
- Grandpa, that number is more than five.
- It's seven.
- No, not seven.
Grandpa decides to make a joke.
- Well, it's a squrrel.
Alex’s mood changes.
- Mom, Grandpa does not understand how to play. Come on, let you guess..


                It’s my right!
Children like to chat and Mark is no exception. However, teachers do not like when the children talk in the classroom. Because of this, Mark periodically receives comments. And then one day...
-Mark, stop talking in the class.
-Did you know that according to the Constitution I am a free man, so I have a right to express my opinion? So what are you, against the Constitution?
Poor teacher did not know what to answer.


                An analogy
- Dad, turn this TV off, I have a headache, - says Julia.
-Oh, this phrase reminds me of someone- pointedly observes Dad, turning to his wife.


                Oh, rhino, rhino…
At the zoo
-Mom, what does a rhino eat?
-Grass, cabbage, tomatoes, apples...
-Why is he so fat? And whatever it was, if he was given more and candy!


                The best way to earn money
- Mom, please, buy me a big car.
- We have no money for a big car.
- Let you get married with several men and then we’ll have a lot of money.


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