Children talk parents laugh. part 59

Dear reader!
I am very sorry, but nobody can publish more than one picture at once. So I had to divide the book into many parts.
All rights reserved!
PART 59
                The punishment? That’s fine!
When Sonya was into troublemaking, her father would jokingly threaten:
-Sonya, you do that again and I’ll push you into the fridge, understood?
Sonya thought over this a bit before replying- Okay, fine Dad, but only where there’s ice cream.


                The naked truth
Julia, unlike many other children, was a great eater. One day her Aunt Olga took Julia and her mother out to lunch at their favorite restaurant, where Julia devoured two large hamburgers with ketchup and fries.  When the meal was finished, the mother nudged Julia and whispered.
- Well, Julia, what do you say to Aunt Olga?
Julia looked at her mother, then her aunt, then blurted out- I want another Pepsi.


                The top secret
Julia brought one of her Barbie dolls to her grandfather one day, coaxing him to smell it.
- Smell Barbie, grandpa.  She smells good, doesn’t she?
After smelling the doll he agreed- Yes, Julia, she smells lovely.  How did you get her to smell that way?
- Well, don’t tell Mommy, but I used some of her perfume.


                The first physic lesson
One evening Mark, hearing the terms used with other adults on TV, began to question his father.
- Dad, what does “mega” mean?
The father stroked his chin before answering- Well, Mark, it could mean a lot of something, or something big.  For example, a mega house would mean it’s a very big house.
- How do you say "very small” then?
The father thought again. - Micro.  A micro house would be a small, tiny house.
-Hmm.  So you’re a mega man, and small Mikey is a micro man, right?


                The strange Grandma
One afternoon Julia sat in the kitchen with her grandmother, who had her short, frizzy hair set in rollers.
Julia, however, never seeing these hair tools, was amazed.
- Grandma, why do you need those batteries on your head?


                A gift from the heaven
After watching Julia munching for two minutes on the car ride to school, her mother asked:
- Julia, what are you chewing on?
- Gum.
- Gum?  From who?  From where?
-God gave it to me.


Children talk parents laugh. part 60  http://www.proza.ru/2017/09/12/258