Children talk parents laugh. part 30

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  PART 30

                The true observation
One day Alex observed how his father charges car battery by connecting it to another car. Next day Alex fastened wires from one tree to another.
- Let this tree take forces from a big tree and grows faster.


                Who likes valeriana?
- Our grandfather is just like cat Barney, he likes valeriana...


                Great love
- Mom, why don’t you put lipstick on in the house? Is it because dad loves you without it?


                Our cat is lucky
- Mom, when the things get old, do we throw them in the trash?
- Yes, we throw them in the trash.
- And when Barney (the cat) becomes old, will we throw it away too?
- No, honey, it will always live with us.
- And when his teeth fall out, will you buy new ones for him?


                Who is richer?
After guests left, Julia said.
- We are richer than Aunt Polly.
- Why do you say that?
- Well, you have two kids, and she only has Sam.
- But, she loves him very much.
- So, do you like us two times less than Aunt Polly loves Sam?


                A scene in a restaurant
Adults decided what to order at a restaurant: chicken with rice, washed down with lemonade. When the waitress approaches Julia tells her:
- Chicken, rice and Pepsi-Cola.
- Julia, we agreed that you would drink lemonade!
- Mom, he asked me what I desire. And I desire Pepsi with a straw!


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