Children talk parents laugh. part 22

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  PART 22

                Perseus by nationality
Every day Sonya’s father read a book to her. Sonya particularly liked Greek mythology, which her father was reading over and over again.  At the end of every chapter there was a discussion of the previous chapter.
- Well, Sonya, tell me who killed Gorgon Medusa?
With a wrinkled forehead, her mind began to work.
- I remember! She was killed by Perseus. No, Perseus Jackson!
Naturally, all the heroes have to be Americans.


                The prankster
 The grandfather was working on the computer. Alex sneaked up to his back on his tip toes. The grandfather could feel that Alex was behind him and was well aware of the fact that Alex had planned one of his tricks, but continued sitting in silence. Next minute he felt something in his hair and saw rice coming down on the keyboard of his computer. As a result, some of the rice grains got stuck between the keys, and number 7 stopped working from that day on...


                Swing harder, Grandpa
The four-year-old Alex was sitting comfortably in the hammock.
- Grandpa, can you swing me?
Grandfather began rocking the hammock.
- Stronger. Come on.
In a couple of minutes…
- Grandpa, can you bring me apples as well.
When apples were peeled, chopped and served, Alex commanded again:
- Grandpa, give me your iPhone, I want to watch cartoons.
The grandfather gave the iPhone to his grandson and noticed that Alex moved to the middle of the hammock and positioned himself perpendicularly, and started kicking his grandpa.
- What are you doing, huh?
- Well, grandpa, I just want my hammock to be faster...


                The correct translation
"Jumping-gallop, gallop, and jumped on the tree" in terms of children's sounds like
- Ju-ju a ju on the thee...


                The best things are mine!
- Alex, there is candy on the table. It's yours.
- No, grandpa, it's not mine. It's yours.
- How do you know?
- Can’t you see, it is dirty on one side?


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