The Sketch about the Spa Beauty Salon

The Sketch about the Spa Beauty Salon


- Hallo! Who is on line? The beard?

- Yes! Who is on line?

- It is the razor.

- What razor?

- The electrorazor. The name by the letters"Kh" begins. In general, Kh-razor.

- It is clear! How? Do you the voyages?

- Yes … The grandfather had nice moustaches … And at those which were before him … And after him … A Moustaches, a beards … We have got used to moustaches … Then a new era has begun … The irritation strong has arisen … Some the braid … an unclear …

- I understand! Two beards and the unshaven bristles can't get on in one spa beauty salon! Listen! The new ideas for the five-year-olds which on tricycles, - what is it? To us there came a traveler one, from Munich. Long ago it was. Since then we prefer Mercedes! To everyone – the Mercedeses! The "Mercedes" brand since the "those" times. Plus new trends: the backpack, the full bottle … prospects unusual … And in this spa beauty salon they will be – a hundred years more? - to focus on a tricycles …

- Transport – business slippery. A "Pipe" – you heard such a word?

- Heard about modernization. The machine for a hairstyle "under zero" from the center of a civilization in a country town on the bank of the warm sea was sent?

- The strong irritation! The spit was extended in due time … And now you see how the affairs has turned …

- So what about the spa beauty salon?

- Yes, why to us this salon?. The grandfather  had the kind moustaches … We do the voyages, - with a business components. From the sea to the sea.

- Yes … Why to us these tricycles?... The tempting prospects were offered! We will meet on a big chessboard?

- We are creating intellectual champions - girls, women…

- Well, bye!

- Good bye! …


May 20, 2018 6:55

Translation from Russian into English: May 20, 2018 09:32.
Владимир Владимирович Залесский “Скетч о спа-салоне”.