The Fairy Tale of how Mikhail Andreyevich ruled cu

The Fairy Tale of how Mikhail Andreyevich ruled culture


Mikhail Andreyevich Suslov in his office-room sits and listens to radio. From Minsk transfer a performance of one famous folklore ensemble. "You have deceived me, you have failed me...".

The phone rings:

- Mikhail Andreyevich! Our outstanding folklore group from Minsk is invited to Istanbul!

Suslov has reduced a radio receiver sound:

- Wait a couple of minutes. Not make disconnection.

He drank a few sips of tea. Thought.

- Replace the director of ensemble!

- On whom?

- Look at the situation. You may consider option of inclusion of the frontman of the Gold Fig group.

- I have understood.

Suslov has again increased a radio receiver sound. The song about the Bialowieza Forest sounded.

"Well!"

Suslov has gone to the office-room to Leonid Ilyich:

- Everything is good, Leonid Ilyich! We sing the right songs. If you want to check, you can turn on radio!

- Not. I love the TV. But I respect culture. Prepare a Ukase on awarding me by the award, order.

- It will be made, Leonid Ilyich! - Suslov has gone to prepare the draft of the Ukase.


October 29, 2018 13:21


Translation from Russian into English: October 29, 2018 13:55.
Владимир Владимирович Залесский «Сказка о том, как Михаил Андреевич культурой управлял».