The Express Sketch about Solicitude

The Express Sketch about Solicitude


- I want to care!

- Who's stopping you!

- I will expand security zones and to establish use bans.

- It is interesting.

- Let's say there is a pipeline. It is necessary to take care of people. To expand a security zone.

- Excellent plans! You is a smart man!

- Plots that fall in the buffer zone, to redeem, to withdraw them from circulation. Buildings on the plots to buy out, then to demolish. Safety!

- And a care?

- On the received redemption money the former owners will buy new sites and new houses, and will quietly live.

- And what about solicitude?!!

- In terms of?

- What about care of employment?

- We have to care for employment!

- Right! We must ensure of the media, lawyers, all the courts with a work. Yes, and the owners of sites that fall into the protected areas, we must to provide with important cares.

- It is interesting!

- Expand the security zone! To establish prohibitions on the use of land. Not to bring a land plots out of civil circulation, not to redeem a real estate, not to pay a redemption payments, – that is compensations!

- Excellent plans! You is a smart man!

- We will provide employment for media, lawyers, all instances for years or maybe for decades.

- And what about solicitude?!!

- Owners will seed a grass on these sites, will put chaise lounges and will sunbathe. So lawyers from the community of land lawyers joke.

- Correctly! We need humour! But the pipeline is a dangerous object. I want to care!

- Who's stopping you!

- It is necessary to put motion sensors and video cameras between a pipeline and land plots!

- It is interesting!

- Sensors and video cameras will require a service, that is, a "lifetime" service contracts with a regular monthly fee.

- Excellent plans! You is a smart man!

- There is a strong wish to care!

- Act! Only don't forget about an insurance! Like a CMTPL!

- It is interesting!... It is a dream! Still it is necessary to put  plastic bracelets on owners. To watch that they didn't approach a pipeline. And that they haven't escaped from us to somewhere.  Who are we going to take care of? 

- It is interesting!

- There is a strong wish to care!


November 6, 2018 05:11


Translation from Russian into English: November 6, 2018 06:06:19.
Владимир Владимирович Залесский “Экспресс-скетч о заботе”.