The Express Sketch about a political noise

The Express Sketch about a political noise


- He again noises! Tries to represent from himself a nightingale.

- M-m-m …

- We have organized a show. We delivered to studio dolls with plates  "Atmospheric precipitation", "Nedozorov" and others. He tears these dolls to bits.

- He doesn't touch employees in studio?

- Demands that they read articles from Wikipedia aloud and be afraid of him.

- Well - at …

- The tendency is designated …

- S-o-o-o…

- His noise begins to bother all. Nothing new. Political jokes recover a situation. But: how long it is possible?...

- Yes-s-s …

- Some frau from Saratov has sent to him (to Moscow) the SMS: she believes that he continuously lies. He has read her SMS on the air and has invited her to speak what lie he tells. He have made a pause for 10 seconds. According to theory of Stanislavsky.

- Stanislavsky! Tired of him. Let he rolls to all South China seas…

- The sensitivity is required, politeness, courtesy …

- Think! Consult to the expert. Perhaps, in studio to place a watch, let employees look at the watch more often? Consult about etiquette! Generally, tired of him. It is a lot of noise!

- I will ask for a consulting services about etiquette …

- Take measures!

- Yes!

- Tired of him!!!...


November 13, 2018 09:45


Translation from Russian into English: November 13, 2018 10:17.
Владимир Владимирович Залесский “Экспресс-скетч о политическом шуме”.