The Sketch about the sufferings of the count Nesse

The Sketch about the sufferings of the count Nesselrode. Series 2


The count Nesselrode was making a text of a regular report to the Emperor on the international situation.

News: "... emergency meeting of the UN security Council". "The EU called …»

The count Nesselrode sadly sighed: "And radio pugs barked …"

"What to write in the report???"

Eventually, nobody forbids to enter in the text of next report the formulation from news: ""... emergency meeting of the UN security Council". "The EU called …". The count took the handle and rewrote a formulation in the report.

But what to write further?!

Willy-nilly it was necessary to get from the safe "The Story about the movie "Anti-sin". Series 2".

Any intellectual product can be transformed.

The count read: "And among refrained – pirates! Terrifying! Pirates!!! "Pirates" - is so, by the way… The motorcade set off …". So … we rewrite …

Here and the report is ready. The count undersigned. He sealed the report in an envelope and sent it with a courier to the Emperor..

The count looked at "The Story about the movie "Anti-sin". Series 2".

The count sighed the second time:

Still, there is a General tacit agreement on silence. Conspiracy of silence! But, first, there is a strong wish for a sausage. Secondly, it is necessary  to design something ...

The count Nesselrode turned on radio. Radio pugs continued to announce a dog nonsense persistently.

The count convulsively sighed - the third time - and stared at a window.


November 26, 2018 09:26


Translation from Russian into English: November 26, 2018 09:52.
Владимир Владимирович Залесский «Скетч о страданиях графа Нессельроде. Серия 2».