At the entrance of Kyrgyz Hell

God said to the ex-president:
 
-Do not try to cheat me, I see through you, Aleshka, as you will never see yourself -  the time of your rule was exceptionally bad, corrupt, incompetent, cowardly, adventurously and stupidly shaped  - and you always to the place and out, mentioned my name, which was the most annoying. Did you really read the Holy Scriptures? If you seized money and stole states properties would have done it quietly, using sacks, carriages, buses, airplanes and trains and ships but did it without referring to me...

And yet, at the very end of your career, you, being such a slob, nevertheless, did a quite a good job: you left the top position as a head of state peacefully and put a successor in your place, while in yours waste region so many others presidents cannot do such simple things, writhing from unsatiable greed for power. So what do you want now? Why you are looking so angry?

And the ex-president answered to God:

-I want to new president a complete and total failure, let he get nothing worthwhile. Suppose he was my friend and I, from by my stupidity, put him as president, but now I’m burning only with one desire, hate him and want him to get a damn fiasco as president of the country.

-Why do you need this, foolish head? Absolutely drunk out your mind? - God was surprised. - After all, the new president is the only right decision that you made in your incompetent political biography? There is nothing more to boast about. In the end, if he succeeds, it will be a salvation for you too. Your stay in hell will not last too long.

-I don’t want a decent president to come out of him, - the ex-president said gloomily.  - Let it better for both of us to burn in hell, and the whole country go down deep in suffering for another decade than his name would rise above mine.