The Dialogue about the modern officialess or how t

The Dialogue about the modern officialess or how to fly by trolleybus


- We have a lot of good people!

- It's true.

- But our personal opinions are not enough!

- Perhaps.

- We need an active position.

- What do you need?

- Information work.

- Why not?

- It is necessary to fascinate. By March 8.

- Let's fascinate.

- The face must be photogenic.

- It's not bad.

- Photos different.  She's serious. She's smiling. She's thoughtful – …

- Let them watch. "We" have officials. Young women.

- We have officials. But this official, a young woman, - is not a simple.

- All highly qualified and love to work.

- That's not the point. First of all, she is photogenic. Second - a disinterested. Third, not married.

- Not married . …

- She's free, but "half." She has a"young man."

- Um…

- How to name him?  If to name "the bridegroom" - the according to Eastern traditions "the bridegroom" is an official person. You need to show the pictures different, collective. And so - can be and without photographs. Semi-Eastern figure. Semi-Western.

- No photos! Why this "young man", if without photographs? People love photos.

- There are no photos of the "young man". But there is news, that he gave to "his young girl" the car. As a gift. A very expensive  car.

- That sounds inspiring.

- But she is very fascinated by the civil service and its official tasks. Keeps him at a distance. Does not accept a gift. I am an honest girl! Make investments into region economy!

- From the Baikal Lake far?

- It's far.

 - Then let them. It's not just an investment. This is a romantic investment.

- Several advantages at the same time.  First, "we" have unselfish and effective officials. The young women. Secondly, she photogenic, many dream of her or will dream. Thirdly, - investments.

-Uh, you know her personally?

- Personally?. somehow at once I cannot tell …

- What's she driving?

- A foreign car of some sort, probably…

- Then why he gives her a foreign car? As a gift?

- If someone can  win an art competition, then why for another it is impossible in the press a beautiful information company to organize? By the international Women's Day? How it?. "The gratitude was unforgettable!" - so, it seems.

- M-mm … I am very busy!

- "We" know how to fly by trolleybus!

- Yes.…

- Thank you. Went to give orders!

- Yes.…

- March 8. It is necessary to make to people pleasant. And to men. And for women.

- Yeah…


March 10, 2019 16:27


Translation from Russian into English: March 10, 2019 17:17.
Владимир Владимирович Залесский “Диалог о современной чиновнице или как прокатиться на троллейбусе”.