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There was once a program called "Radio Baby-sitter."
Sergei Sergeyevich never listened to her. But the name was some a pleasant.
Now all programs – some serious. Happens that you feel irony (when radibobiks are barking), but all the same – they represent from themselves that that - serious. ("We know the future!" Of course, you know. When you burst, a new soap bubble will be inflated – such is your "karma" …)
However, one transfer, if successful to hear a solo fragment, began to bring Sergey Sergeyevich into cheerful mood.
You will listen, - and you almost laugh. Presently is much.
Imperceptible change of a profile - the transfer from social and ideological problems on radio buffoonery.
Plays a circus march. The clown representing from himself the angry aggressive figure walks on stage …
All it is ridiculous …
"My address in “Telegram”…!"
Why not to feel a good mood?
Sergei Sergeyevich turned on radio.
The reality did not deceive him expectation.
“Scavengers!”
"Snitches!»
“Comic old ladies!”
“Losers!”
“Traitor hunters!”
"... And I hissed somewhere?"(A "hissing" "hooked" him, - Sergei Sergeyevich thought ).
"It was not the people, it was specific demons!»
"Freedom of speech is an absolute value!»
(Sergei Sergeyevich was wary. There was a hint, concerning a bullet to some radio listeners – without special formalities. And now – "the absolute value". It's not casual.)
"Only the court has the right to punish!" "We have a division of the authorities!" ("A camouflage" …)
"A fight in “Telegram” …"
"Pimply telegrammer" [the user of “Telegram”].
("It seems, begins", - Sergei Sergeyevich understood.)
"You can gurgle further …"
("Here, in what business!... "Gurgle further..." "Moves down" with "I will condemn!"", - Sergei Sergeyevich understood.)
"It has a consciousness of the neophyte!" ("Tries to hide own position under clever words").
"And you know who such Boris Johnson?" ("He "tored to pieces" of the pimply telegrammer – how now this telegrammer can be "condemned"? – Sergei Sergeyevich understood.
The program imperceptibly changes the character, the profile.
Becomes more cheerful. From hissing – to growling.
From a growling – to a radio-clownery …
("The radio-clown, the radio-clown –
There is such a program.
The radio-clown, the radio-clown –
He has one task …")
"Yes, my address in “Telegram” …"
Morning begins with cheerful emotions. Sergei Sergeyevich switched off radio.
On July 2, 2019 08:19
Translation from Russian into English: July 2, 2019 12:24.
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