The Story of how a girl from a good fairy tale dec

The Story of how a girl from a good fairy tale decided to become an academician


A girl from Wonderland came to Lewis Carroll and says:

- I feel the great potential of a historian in myself and would like to become a member of the Academy.

- It's simple. First you need to become a rector. Then, you need to have a teacher working in your, subordinate, university, who is changing young lovers - girl students (one by one). Further, so that this teacher kills one of his mistress with an "obrez" [an illegal weapon that was created by cutting off the barrel of a standard rifle], dismembers the girl with a saw, and only then you, as such a caring rector, will be elected to the Academy.

- And why from an "obrez"?

- And what does history say on this subject?

- Ahhh ...

- You are ready?

- What will happen during this long journey with me and with my young charm? Is it possible somehow faster? In the style of Edison, Tesla ... I don’t really like the version of Sofya Kovalevskaya (those good old days have already passed), but I, nonetheless, agree to this option - I’ll get married, I will go abroad, I will love my husband, I will become a great scientist ...


- It is provided for by the laws of fairy tales and drama. One of the main playwrights - the main cultman - said that "they" love the dismemberment ... of a plays into an "actions" ... So, it turns out a long period ...

- Better I will remain a girl from a good fairy tale!

- Right! Listen to the stories about big budget outlays for science, culture, education and feel like in a fairy tale!

- I'm in wonderland!

Lewis Carroll looked in the mirror - what other plot from the field of "a science - a culture - an education" will appear?


November 15, 2019 19:08


Translation from Russian into English: November 15, 2019 22:41.
Владимир Владимирович Залесский “Рассказ, как девочка из доброй сказки решила стать академиком”.