Saga of the Missing Heater

Horror Story with Happy Ending

Dialogue, Katy Kariolinen <--> Vlad Tkachov.
   - Vlad, if you do not need the heater in your cubicle, would you mind giving it to me?
   - Sure.

From: David McOgery; Forks & Spoons dept, SF, CA
To: Vlad Tkachov, Forks & Spoons dept, SF, CA
Vlad,
You are not supposed to move equipment between cubicles. This is Kevin’s responsibility.

Dialogue, Vlad Tkachov <--> Katy Kariolinen.
   - Katy, I was not supposed to move that stupid heater to your cubicle, I should ask Kevin to do this.
   - If this is the case, ask him to move the heater back to your place.
   - May I ask you to take lunch with me?

From: Vlad Tkachov, Forks & Spoons dept, SF, CA
To: Kevin Gonzales, Forks & Spoons dept, SF, CA
CC: David McOgery; Katy Kariolinen
Kevin,
Would you please move the heater from my cubicle to Katy’s?

From: Kevin Gonzales
To: Vlad Tkachov
CC: David McOgery; Katy Kariolinen, Sam Body
Vlad,
You may want to file a ticket for this.

From: Vlad Tkachov
To: Transportation and Relocation Division, Sumbuctu, India
CC: David McOgery; Kevin Gonzales; Katy Kariolinen; Sam Body; Some Body-Else
Dear Staff,
Could you please move the heater from my cubicle to Katy Kariolinen’s?

From: Transportation and Relocation Division, Sumbuctu, India
To: Vlad Tkachov
CC: David McOgery; Kevin Gonzales; Katy Kariolinen; Sam Body; Some Body-Else; Van More
Dear Vlad,
Your order was assigned number ICQ4479-Z2, use this number for further correspondence.
This message was generated automatically, please do not respond.

From: Transportation and Relocation Division, Sumbuctu, India
To: Vlad Tkachov
CC: David McOgery; Kevin Gonzales; Katy Kariolinen; Sam Body; Some Body-Else; Van More;
Also Her
Dear Vlad,
Your order # ICQ4479-Z2 has been executed, please close the ticket at http://www.such-and-such.htm.
This message was generated automatically, please do not respond.

From: Vlad Tkachov
To: Transportation and Relocation Division, Sumbuctu, India
CC: David McOgery; Kevin Gonzales; Katy Kariolinen; Sam Body; Some Body-Else; Van More; Also Her; Him Too
Dear Transportation and Relocation Division, Sumbuctu, India,
I am on vacation.
This message was generated automatically, please do not respond.

From: Transportation and Relocation Division, Sumbuctu, India
To: Vlad Tkachov
CC: David McOgery; Kevin Gonzales; Katy Kariolinen; Sam Body; Some Body-Else; Van More; Also Her; Him Too; And Hisbrother
Hey! Close the ticket!
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From: Vlad Tkachov
To: Transportation and Relocation Division, Sumbuctu, India
CC: David McOgery; Kevin Gonzales; Katy Kariolinen; Sam Body; Some Body-Else; Van More; Also Her; Him Too; And Hisbrother; Iam Outofnames
You stupid computer program! He is on vacation!
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From: Transportation and Relocation Division, Sumbuctu, India
To: Vlad Tkachov
CC: David McOgery; Kevin Gonzales; Katy Kariolinen; Sam Body; Some Body-Else; Van More;Also Her; Him Too; And Hisbrother; Iam Outoffnames; Justone More
You stupid computer program yourself! CLOSE THE TICKET!
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From: Forg Otten, Shopstick dept, Bigtown, Smalland
To: Vlad Tkachov; David McOgery; Kevin Gonzales; Katy Kariolinen; Sam Body; Some Body-Else; Van More; Also Her; Him Too; And Hisbrother; Iam Outoffnames; Justone More; Dont Know

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Dialogue, Vlad Tkachov <-->  Katy Tkachov, nee Kariolinen.
   - Katy, dear, do you know what happened to that heater? They sent it to a wrong Katy Kariolinen in Australia.
   - What heater?