WE NEED FIND THE CAT! A little love spy story

                1.  THE JOKE!

 Hello! I'm Mary! I'm an actress! I'm clever, attractive, awesome and amazing! I like music and men. I have many lovers. I never cry and always laugh! I tend to break men's hearts. My life is a play. Sometimes, a play with fire! Don't believe me! I'm kinda a loose cannon! I love to drink Whiskey and smoke a lot.
But tsssss....By the way, I'm 007 agent. I note here Mr.Big. Who is he? He doesn't drink and smoke. It's suspicious. I watch him…

                2.  IT WAS A DISASTER!

- Mary! How was the rehearsal in the theatre?;
- It was a disaster! I failed to get this role. The theatre director was angry, cruel and rude to me. He was running around the stage and shouting at me.;
- Why did he do that?;
- He said that I misinterpreted this role.;
 You see, I tend to complicate everything beyond my will. And yesterday I was looking for a black cat in the dark room but it was not there at all. The director said: just pretend and play this role. He said I should not look for the depth where there was no depth. I was upset and disappointed in him. I failed to pretend I loved him. It was too crazy to try it.;
- Did you use to argue with him that much in the theatre? ;
- No, we didn't.;
- Maybe he was just jealous of you to Mr. Big yesterday?;
- No, I don't think so.;
 I noticed he was flirting with a new actress all day yesterday.;
- What did you decide?;
- I decided to relax, maybe change the theatre, just to get some fresh air in my life.

           3. WE NEED FIND THE CAT, BUT ONLY WITHOUT REFLECTION!

Mary sat in the armchair and read Shakespeare's favourite sonnets.
- Just pretend! Without reflection, - Mary remembered.
- It sucks, - Mary said.
She likes this capacious and expressive word. I've always understood you, my dear Merlin.
The phone is ringing. Mary took the iPhone and the lovely and beautiful face was looking at her. Nice, kind, gentle, funny Hugh... She had not seen him for ages! He has always made her laugh in difficult times.
- Hi, Hugh, my dear! Where have you been, damn aristocrat!
Hugh has laughed.
- Hi, baby! How he loved this witty, funny and mocking girl.
- Why are you crying?
- Shame on you! You have forgotten your old girlfriend!
- Calm down, baby! I've fixed everything. I'm waiting for you in our cafe. C'mon, baby, make my day!
They were sitting in the Cafe and laughing and chatting about everything and nothing, forgetting about the time. Soul mates... What could be better!
- How is your theatre, baby?
- It sucks! I've left my director.
- Why?
- I just think he's kinda foolish guy without humour. By the way, he doesn't like my favourite  Shakespeare. He is just not my person! I'm tired of you! He just bothered me!
- Take it easy! Forget everything! He's just angry, you're overplaying him. And how about Mr. Big?
- Oh, my dear! It's very funny! He has become a secret agent. He works for a cool Boss or something. So, he is planning on spy and trying to find the Black Cat or something!
-"Cats!"... Hugh has laughed. I've seen "Cats" on Broadway. It's cool, Mary! I love cats! It's very important to find all the cats!
- Dear, you have read my thoughts!
- So, is your heart free?
- You know, my dear, I'm always free for you.
- I've bought two "one way" tickets. I wanted you to fly with me in some mysterious place without objections.
- Are you kidding me? But I'm not ready for it!
- Don't worry! I've already bought all this stuff.
- Where are we up to?
-Mary, I want you to help me! I've got an interesting role. I need your sharp mind and a fresh outlook.
- I've called a taxi. We would better hurry up!
- But Hugh!
- Just trust me and we will find this damn Cat, - said Hugh.
- Roger that, - said Mary and winked at him.
And in a couple of minutes they were rushing to the airport towards adventures…

  4. WAITING FOR THE PLANE OR  RESTART (WITHOUT BALI, BORA-BORA, TENERIFE,
     SEYCHELLES, BAHAMAS, ONLY  REFLECTIONS)

Foggy Albion is not accepting. It's raining so the airport is closed. They've been waiting for the plane since morning. They've been sitting in the airport lounge for 4 hours.
- What will we do next? - Mary asked.
- Let's rob a bank! - Hugh said.
- We've already done that.
- Let's go to a pub!
- We've done that.
- Let's watch the "Matrix", "Vampires", " Twilight"!
- Done that.
- Let's call the Oceans, Tom, Brad, George, Jackie!
- Are you kidding me? Someone is sick, someone is quarantined.
- It sucks not being able to change our life. It sucks feeling helpless. There are many friends, but there's no one to talk to.
Mary is humming: " I want you to know... wherever you go
Don't stop being crazy..."
- You see, I think we are all being crazy. The Earth reminds me of the sinking " Titanic". I'm so sad, I've been thinking about it for the last months.
- You are scaring me, Mary. I'd rather smoke here...
Mary, I've been thinking about you since our last meeting.
- Are you kidding me? Hugh! You should be more serious.
- I'm trying, Mary!
- You have been trying for several years!
- Indeed, I've been interested in politics for several years.
- I know, I read your "Twitter"...
- "...I wanna be loved by you,
I failed to be only  you.
You managed to fall in love,
I have to pretend enough...", Mary is humming.
- You should be more serious, Mary!
- I'm trying, Hugh!
- You have been trying for several years!
-Indeed, I've been writing  poems since this year.
They are laughing...
-What have you been thinking about for the last hour? - Hugh asked.
-I've been waiting a message from my girlfriend for a week.
Sorry, dear, I'm getting a text message on my phone. Mary has read the SMS and has looked at Hugh mysteriously.
She is humming...
" I don't know why she's leaving
Or where she's gonna go.
I guess she's got her reasons.
But I just don't wanna know
'Cause for twenty-four years
I've been living next door to Alice!
They are humming together: "Now I've got to get used to not living next door to Alice..."
- Hugh, I've got a plane. I guess your face is good for her.
BTW, you know the English alphabet very well.
Hugh! "Show must go on!"
You have to fly to New Zealand.
- Really? It's too far from here!
- Stop bitching, dear! Great things wait for us!
- But, Mary, I'd rather stay with you or die. Besides, there are Kiwis there, not Cats.
- Hugh, I'm afraid curiosity has killed the Cat again.
Never mind! You'll see at the fjords and Hobbiton.
- Why would you want me to fly there?
- I've no desire to discuss it. We have to save this mad world. Mary is whispering something to Hugh.
- Mary, it's too hot to handle.
- Let's have a cup of coffee and talk in details and relax.
- It's too hectic to relax.
- Dear, keep being smart and careful.
- "Don't be cruel!"
- Don't be sad! Alice is a charming girl!
- It changes things. You would say that earlier, - Hugh laughed.
- Hugh, you're an incorrigible guy! Call me!
- What the woman wants God does!
- God is the keyword... keep in mind, dear! - Mary said. See you in a week!
- Roger that, - sighed Hugh.
But you have to read me your poems.
- And you have to tell me about the new role. Later! - Mary is crying, running away.
- As usual, people don't say the main things, - Hugh nodded and reluctantly went to the airport's registration desk...

             5. A  SECRET LABORATORY OF RECOMBINANT  VIRUSES

 Mary was sitting in the bar when the plane with Hugh soared up.
Dear Hugh! I don't know what waits you. Superstates were playing and we were only pawns. Mary needs to find out everything about a secret laboratory of recombinant viruses. Mary was working with Alice in Melbourne 2 years ago. She was a clever, attractive girl. But time changes people. Where there is a lot of money, there are no friends. Hugh has to seduce Alice. Mary's heart was aching when Hugh flew away. But she hasn't been trusting men since her boyfriend sprinkled something in her tea. And she was out of the game for some years. Thoughts about it were haunting her from dusk till dawn. She was waiting for the revenge for several years. But the most she worrying about was Mr. Big when he rang her to meet with him. He is a real "dark horse". These Russian guys are so simple but so unpredictable. Mary was alarmed when she was going to meet him.

             6.  IF YOU  IGNORE ME, I  WILL  IGNORE  YOU

Mary was upset but tried not to cry. She failed to meet Mr. Big. She didn't know what to do.
I'd rather think that Russian guys are more stupid than unpredictable. Mary had been sitting in the bar for an hour when someone came up and hugged her shoulders. Mary turned back and saw Mr. Small. She had known him well for a year so she was training in his sports club. He was a rude, impudent and vulgar man. But now he was smiling, affably nodding to her. He whispered something to her and she was amazed...
- How is Mr. Big ?
- It sucks being Mr. Big. He had been waiting for an agent for a month, when I asked him to hack a secret site for a start. I'd rather you advised him to fresh up in the fountain and look for a girl in the village. He is a beginner. He will fail everything.
- Don't be angry, Mary. We've checked you up.
- You don't be angry too. I will never forgive you either.
- But it's a setup, a trap.
Mr. Big - it's me, - Mr. Small said.
- You are welcome! Russians are unpredictable after all.
- Only business - nothing personal!
Here is a hacker's data. Your task is to compare it with yours and inform us about exact location of the lab.
Mary looked at him in wonder.
He's so simple .
- Are you kidding me?;
- Mary, all secret agencies of the world are working in the unison.
- You tend to be pathetic!
Only business...!
She'd been drinking the cocktail for a few minutes when he passed her a napkin with a pen. There was a beautiful portrait Mary and the digit 5.
- It's OK. Where is the data?
- Chip is in the pen, Mary!
- These damn Russians!
Are you gonna to the gym now?- Mary changed the subject.
- No, I'd rather drink a little.
- It's up to you!
She'd been thinking about these damn Russian guys for a long time, when her phone rang...
 
                7.  MORE QUESTIONS  THAN  ANSWERS

 - Comment ca va?
- Ca va bien. Ca va et toi?
- Hugh, dear, why are you speaking French?
- Because of your Alice. I had to speak French with her.
- Why? When will you go back?
- I will be waiting for you in our cafe in an hour.
- He had been sitting for 20 minutes when Mary came.
- It was a disaster, - said Hugh.
- Have you fallen in love with Alice?
- Not sure yet.
- Are you kidding me?
- Alice is a beautiful girl but...
- What?
- She came in the Cafe with her friend Nathan.
- And? Who is Nathan?;
- He's an actor! You know him if you have seen the "Castle". That's why we have spoken French. It seems, he loves her.
- But Alice?
- I don't know! Women can hide their feelings. When Nathan went outside to smoke she gave me this flash drive. She was kinda upset and alarmed. She said that her agent from that lab had become more secretive and suspicious. Alice doesn't trust him. Thus, we have to check up this data. She talked warmly about you. I tend to trust her. I said we would call her as soon as we got any information and made a decision.
- More questions than answers.
Who is Nathan?
What will Nathan do?
How will we get in to that lab?
What's your game plan?
- But, Mary, I'm tired. I'm dying to kick-back. I want you to love me.
- Stop bitching, Hugh!
- When will you stop talking to me, like that?
- What are you going to do if I keep talking to you like that?
- I'll let you know! - Hugh cried and went outside...


                8.  IT'S  NECESSARY  TO   RELAX!

Brad and Hugh are chilling in Soho. They are drinking and crying on each other's shoulder. They are having problems with their girls.
- I'll be having great time at Las Vegas Casino, - Brad said. But you will be waiting for me and babysitting your damn children and keeping diets.
- This time tomorrow we will be flying to New Zealand and pretending spies. We will be cool!- they together said.
- I will be studying all the passwords and hacking the secretary websites, - Brad said.
- And you will be rehearsing your damn role the whole night, - Hugh added.;
- They will be dreaming about us for all their damn lives. But it will be late! Tomorrow we will be sleeping with other girls.
Phones are ringing at the same time.
- Yeach, baby, want will you be asking me? - Brad whispered.
- I missed you, dear!- Hugh said.
.....
- She said I forgot to leave her keys!- said Brad.
- Mine too, - added Hugh.

                9.   We NEED  A   MOLE

 It was raining cats and dogs all day. The mood was nasty. We never used to quarrel so seriously with Hugh. Mary has been feeling guilty since their last meeting.
Tomorrow it will have been a week since we're on this case. And what do we have? Nothing!
Doorbell rings!
There is a wet black kitten on the doorstep.
- Are you probably hungry, sweet? - Mary asked and picked up the kitten.
- And a mole, too, and we, - appeared stepping out of the corner.
- Mary, the kitten told us it would have been seeking for its mom for ages and asked us to show where the kindest girl in the city was living, - Hugh said.
- Are you sure, Hugh? - she smiled.
- And where is the mole? I'll take the milk.
- It's me! - Brad said. I'd rather eat some meat.
- Sure, but the mole doesn't live in a house!
- Not sure yet! They tend to live in the lab and bring the evidence. Brad passed a flash drive to Mary. Mary was looking through the flash drive on a computer.
- But, Hugh, Brad! It's awesome! You have done it! It's too hot to be true! I'm dying to know everything!
- Sorry, baby! This time we have done all without you. We managed to insert Brad in those lab as security guard, - Hugh said.
- It took me 3 days to hack a secretary website and copy the database of the recombinant pathogenic viruses which synthesized in the lab and staff database, - Brad said.
- Mary, I had a feeling that there were doing discreditable practices. I thought we would contact Interpol, - Brad said.
- It's out of the question,- Mary said.
They will be working under our control but they would not know anything. Progress in biology doesn't stop too, unfortunately, - Mary added.
- But Mary! Am I going to be a security guard forever? - Brad asked.
- Wait a bit, dear! We are looking for a special scientist for this job.
- Well, I have to go. I'm going to the airport. Tomorrow this time I'll have been working for 3 hours. I'll call you!
- Good luck, dear! Keep being smart and careful, - Mary said.
- Don't quarrel anymore!
- You are cool! Be careful! - Hugh added.


          10.  A LESSON  OF   THE   BABEL’S  TOWER

 Mary and Hugh were left alone. An awkward silence reigned. They were saved only by the kitten, sweetly sleeping on Mary's lap.
- We have to call Alice, - Hugh remembered.
- Don't worry about Alice! There is someone to take care of her.
- But what do you tell Mr. Small? By tomorrow my Boss will have decided. His information was confirmed but he meant another lab. We are interested in dealing with him further.
I thought I was going to fail this time. It's awesome, Hugh, that there are friends with me! We managed to get away with it!
You don't know, we used to be together: there were seven persons, four of them were agents! Someone swore an old ragged shoe to go to the end!
- Mary, it's a cool oath! How could you not believe in it.
- I thought so! But everyone betrayed me for the personal gain!
- Forget it! They don't deserve to think about them. Don't expect an expensive deeds from cheap people.
- But, Hugh! It was just a game, it was just silly stories for beginners..;
- Mary... What have you been thinking about all this time?
- About us! I remembered the legend of the Babel's Tower. People used to speak only one language. They tried to build the Tower to Heaven to equal with God. Then God was angry and divided people by languages. They stopped understanding each other and couldn't build a tower. Since then people are fighting and can't agree among themselves. Now even a common misfortune didn't unite people. People are vain and stupid. Nothing has changed since Biblical times.
I used to hope that polyglot scientists managed to decide the communication problem. But I was mistaken. They managed to study many languages but they failed to unite people.
I think that God did not wish to disunite peoplе, but wanted people to suppress their pride and seek God within themselves.
Hugh is looking at Mary tenderly and lovingly.
- But Hugh, I want you to tell me about your new role.
- You see, Mary... This movie is just about it!
- No, - Mary said. And will you be pretending God?
- No, Mary, now only the Tower.
They are laughing...
- I want you to visit this Bible place with me... but this is Iraq. They are fighting again.
Hugh is taking Mary's phone.
- Seven missed calls from your director, Mary!
They are laughing...
- You have got SMS-message: you are invited to sex skills classes.
- Oh, Hugh! Are there really such classes?
- Of course, Mary! What do you think about it?;
- I used to guess that the sexiest organ was the brain.
- It's for men, Mary. But you are kinda bored...
Mary is taking the phone and reading the message.
- Hugh, the classes will be in French. I will practice my French! It's awesome! Agreed! I'm going to classes! But you were not invited, dear!
- Not a word more, Mary! I'm going to start now!
He grabbed her in his arms and carried her to the bedroom...