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Raisa Karimbaeva

Tired after another attempt to publish a book for free on one of the foreign sites, I spat on this useless exercise and decided to read the news.  From the stream of news I came across an advertisement for this very site.
  Advertising (P): We give you the opportunity to publish your books on our site for free!
  Me: So it is, what to argue ... But only on your platform and you won't go anywhere else ...
R: We give you the opportunity to use any cover for your books!  There are no limits here!
  I AM OK!  I have been trying for three days to upload a cover for a book to your site, but I constantly get a refusal: "File type not allowed" or "Dimensions do not match".  And even if they match, then "File type not allowed" ...
  R: WE give you the opportunity to enter foreign markets in Europe and America, and even around the world!
  Me: Aha!  Now try it if you're lucky!  In the second step, after you write the title of the book and upload your file, you will need a cover!  And then the fun carousel begins: either "The file type is not allowed" or "The sizes do not match"!  - I smiled sarcastically and added - And without a cover, you will not go beyond the limits of this site even a millimeter! So you will stay at home!
  Р We do not ask for copyright, we do not require you to sign contracts!
  I am OK!  You do not bear any responsibility.  You are not responsible for anything!  And it’s understandable that it’s not possible to publish outside.  As you sat at home, you will continue to sit, because the covers are not the same!  And without her, you are all the same that you are naked!
R: You can publish your books directly with us!
  I am Aha!  already ready and published books, but you will not be able to flip through and read them, because it simply will not open! So it will stand as an impregnable fortress!
  R: You can even publish one page!
Me: Nobody will read anyway!
  R: We are known all over the world!  Our shops are everywhere!
Me: There are enough suckers like me everywhere.