How Venusians survived the hellish Global warming

 
A Venusian paradise for meat-eaters
or How the extraterrestrial Kyrgyz were saved from the end of the world


Astronomers have recently discovered traces of life in the upper atmosphere of Venus but our people have always known that life exists on this planet. If a manned ship were to go to Venus, then one would be convinced that all of the following is of the purest truth.

The Kyrgyz, who lived on Venus millions of years ago, could have saved this planet, but they did not. They, like all the inhabitants there, turned a blind eye to the fact that the planet was heading to its end. It happens for various reasons for different nations inhabited that world, many of them did the right things from local perspective and benefits for themselves, but all of them together with such or other way only increasing global warming.
 
The political situation on Venus on the eve of global warming, that turned this planet into a hellish red hot ball was approximately the same as it was on planet Earth at the beginning of the 21st century.

The world was divided into those who fought to establish democracy and a just society for all the inhabitants of Venus as opposed to those who wanted justice only for those in power who possessed great wealth and privileges.

The first type of Venusians lived predominantly on one side of the planet and the other one on the opposite side with huge oceans laying between them.

The Kyrgyz lived in the Venusian mountains, which towered over the planet just between these two warring, antagonistic continents as great barriers as well as a bridge between them. Something akin to regions of Greenland, the Arctic or the Antarctica on the Earth of today.
They, of course, supported in soul, the faction of Venus that established and fought for a just social system of governing. However, they were too lazy, kind, hospitable and polite to undertake such matter. They did not want to spoil relations with those who wanted reforms and a better life and at the same time they did not want to quarrel with those who wanted to live in deference to the old way, that is, the authoritarian style of ruling, without democracy, elections and independent judges.
They disliked reforms and freedoms as these good qualities conveyed tumult and unrest in society because they were also very fond of eating freshly prepared meat to their fullest. They would do it by filling their stomachs with meat and spending all of their free time on the Venusian mountain pastures called “jailoo’ by lying on the grass.
For this reason the Venusian Kyrgyz did not like the way of life that the Venusian Chinese, Germans, Uzbeks and other peoples lived. According to the Kyrgyz, they were too fussy, restless and greedy for the accumulation of material objects and money.
The Venusian West, despite its adherence to democracy, also had its big drawbacks - it worshiped its wealth and luxury and believed that wealth could save the world, including its apocalypse.

Well, the authoritarian regimes and powers of Venus were very similar to our modern ones. They did not want to hear anything about democracy and were completely occupied with deceiving their people with various fairy-tales and empty hopes along with inciting hatred among them for Western countries as well as for their neighbors. Their regimes simply could not exist without wars and conflicts because otherwise they simply could not deceive their poor people in order to ruthlessly rob them and fill their pockets with gold. They would get inexpressively rich at the expense of them and open bank accounts in Venusian Switzerland to buy yachts and other items of status.

On Venus, the forces of the former were approximately equal to the forces of the latter and everything began to depend on which side the Kyrgyz would take. If the Kyrgyz began to support democracy and justice, then Venus would be saved by not turning into a hellish planet, because, unlike the earthly Kyrgyz, the Kyrgyz on Venus were much stronger and more powerful. All the people feared and respected them reverently calling them the great-powerful Kyrgyz.
However, they were lazy and did not want reforms and most of all, they wanted meat to be cooked in the cauldron from the early morning, which they ate in large quantities only for them to lay on the jailoo, play the komuz, and recall great deeds of the past. These mountain people so adored kumys, gulchetay, kazy-karta, chuchuk and other delicacies that they did not even want to hear about slightly reducing the consumption of meat to adopt the dishes of other peoples. That is why their impact on global warming was so significant.
As a result, the global warming of Venus became inevitable and irreversible. Western countries, like the eastern ones, mercilessly spent all the Venusian resources, increasing harmful industries, developing coal, oil and gas, in order to overtake each other. They directed huge sums of money to military armaments and the Venusian Kyrgyz focused on increasing the number of their livestock so that there were more holidays and toys.

In the end, this planet, which had very few forests and pastures, was left with everything ending up smoky, littered, and overheated to the point where life became impossible.
We will not talk about how the Venusians died from the onset of global warming and the flood.
Since the Kyrgyz lived in the mountains, they managed to survive the global flood.
Afterwards, when the planet began to heat up, when it became impossible to live in the mountains, the Kyrgyz came up with a way to migrate to the cool heights of the dense atmosphere of Venus.

Yes, yes, they learned to live, soaring in balloons among the clouds and smoke fogs of the sky and in the same manner they took their beloved cattle - sheep, cows, and horses with them to the upper cool air. In the heavens they established flying pastures and animals by tying them to balloons of different sizes and lifting forces, depending on their masses.
Through smarts, the Kyrgyz designed special yurts that were capable of flying in the atmosphere which became denser and more floatable. So yourts soared higher supported by hot air rushing up from below and allowing them to loiter in the sky as some outlandish paraplane.
On Earth, raising a ram or even a cow or a horse into the air requires the making of a large balloon. Since the atmosphere of Venus was so much denser, such a task was handled much easier there and it did not need the expenses that were required on Earth.
For chickens, geese, turkeys and other feathered domesticated creatures, nothing was required at all. It was enough to make flying poultry houses with a simple roof with perches inside protecting them from rainy days. All this construction was tied to a balloon, dragging it into the air, as all birds followed their way "home" by flapping their wings.

The grass also adapted to survive and grow in the Venusian atmosphere, intertwining with each other, in the form of domes, giant umbrellas, or much like the desert plant "tumbleweed," which rose into the air against the slightest breeze and floated under the clouds.
Gradually sheep, cows, horses, as well as the Kyrgyz learned to feel tolerable in the atmosphere of Venus. Shepherds rode on horses supported by balloons with grazing flocks of sheep flying in the same manner. Every animal was supported in the air by its own balloon and allowed them the grazing among the heavenly jailor of flying forbs.

The favorite pastime for the Kyrgyz were, as before, the organization of celebrations, anniversaries and all kinds of holidays, for which they prepared excellent kazy-karta, chuchuks, gulchetays in huge boiling  cauldrons that were set up on special flying stations in summer houses covered by umbrellas.

Likewise, there were no problems at all with toilets and garbage collection and utilization all wastes. Everything unnecessary was thrown down where it was completely burned in the hot furnace that constituted the surface of this planet.

I think that the same thing will happen to our planet in the future as it did to Venus and therefore, it is imperative for humanity to master the way of life of the Venusian Kyrgyz in order to properly prepare for the end of the world. Having successfully survived it, one could master life on the jailoo in the stratosphere on balloons with reliable protection from the glowing surface of the Earth.