How Venusians survived the hellish Global warming

  or How the extraterrestrial Kyrgyz were saved from the end of the world


Astronomers have recently discovered traces of life in the upper atmosphere of Venus. But our people have always known that life exists on this planet. And if a manned ship goes to Venus, then you will be convinced that all of the following is the purest truth.
  The Kyrgyz, who lived on Venus millions of years ago, could have saved this planet, but they did not. They, like all the inhabitants there, turned a blind eye to the fact that the planet was heading for its end, but any nation did it for own specific, different from others reasons but all these summarized as increasing Global warming.
 
The political situation on Venus on the eve of Global Warming, which turned this planet into a red-hot ball and hellish place was approximately the same as it was on planet Earth at the beginning of the 21st century.
The world divided into those who fought to establish democracy and just society for all inhabitants of Venus - and those who wanted justice only for those who were in power and possessed great wealth and privileges.

The first type of Venusians lived predominantly on one side of the planet, and the others -  on opposite side, and a huge oceans lay between them.

The Kyrgyz lived in the Venusian mountains, which towered over the planet just between these two warring, antagonistic continents as great barriers and bridge  between them. Something like Greenland, Arctic or Antarctica in the Earth today or  Central Asia.   
 They, of course, supported in soul those part of Venus, who established and fought for a justice and  social system of governing, but they were too lazy, kind, hospitable and polite to make such things, they did not want to spoil relations with those who wanted reforms and better life, in the same time they did not quarrel too with those who wanted to live due to old way, authoritarian style of ruling, without  democracy, elections and independent judges.
 They disliked reforms and freedoms because these good things conveying with  tumult and unrest in society and also because they were very fond of eating freshly prepared meat to their fullest, filling their stomachs with them and spending all their free time on Venusian mountain pastures jailoo, lying on the grass.
For this reason Venusian Kyrgyz did not like the way of life which Venusian Chinese, Germans, Uzbeks and other peoples lived. According to the Kyrgyz they were too fussy, restless and greedy for accumulation of maternal objects and money,
The Venusian West, despite its adherence to democracy, also had its big drawbacks - it worshiped its wealth and luxury and believed that wealth could save the world, including from the end of the world.

Well, the authoritarian regimes and powers of Venus were very similar to our modern ones. They did not want to hear anything about democracy, and were completely occupied with deceiving their people with various fairy-tales and empty hopes, and inciting hatred among them for Western countries, as well as for their neighbors. Their regimes simply could not exist without wars and conflicts - otherwise they simply could not deceive their poor peoples in order to ruthlessly rob them and fill their pockets with gold, get rich inexpressibly at the expense of it, open bank accounts in Venus Switzerland, buy yachts and so on.

On Venus, the forces of the former were approximately equal to the forces of the latter, and everything began to depend on which side the Kyrgyz would take. If the Kyrgyz began to support democracy and justice, then Venus would be saved and not turn into a hellish planet, because, unlike the earthly Kyrgyz, the Kyrgyz on Venus were much more powerful and strong - all peoples feared and respected them, calling them respectfully as the great-powerful Kyrgyz.
But they were lazy and did not want reforms and most of all they wanted meat to be cooked in the cauldron from early morning, which they ate in large quantities, and then lay on the jailoo, played the komuz, and recalled the great past. This  mountain people  so adored kumys, gulchetay, kazy-karta, chuchuk and other delicacies that they did not even want to hear about how to reduce the consumption of meat a little, to adopt the dishes of other peoples. That’s way they impact to Global warming also was significant.
 As a result, the global warming of Venus became inevitable and irreversible. Western countries, like the eastern ones, mercilessly spent all the Venusian resources, increasing harmful industries, developing coal, oil, gas, trying to overtake each other, directing huge sums of money for military armaments, and the Venusian Kyrgyz focused on increasing the number of their livestock so that there was more holidays and toys.

In the end, this planet, which had very few forests and pastures, but everything was smoky and littered, overheated and life on it became impossible.
We will not talk about how the Venusians died from the onset of Global Warming and the Flood.
Since the Kyrgyz lived in the mountains, they managed to survive the global flood.
And then, when the planet began to heat up and it became impossible to live in the mountains, the Kyrgyz came up with a way to migrate... to the cool heights of the dense atmosphere of Venus.

Yes, yes, they learned to live, soaring in balloons among clouds and smog’s of sky  and in the same way they took their beloved cattle - sheep, cows, horses with them to the upper cool air, to heavens  flying pastures, tying them to balloons of different sizes and lifting forces, depending on the mass of the animal... 
By smart Kyrgyz the special yurts designed which capable to fly in a dense atmosphere, which also getting more and more dense and floatable, so yurts rose in the air, from hot air going up from below and loitering in the sky.
 On Earth, raising a ram or even a cow and a horse into the air requires making a large ball. But the atmosphere of Venus was much denser, such a task was much easier there and did not require such expenses as if it had been done on Earth.

And for chickens, geese, turkeys and other feathered domesticated creatures nothing was required at all. It was enough to make the flying poultry houses with a simple roof protecting in rainy days and perches inside and all this construction tie to a balloon, dragging it to air, as all birds will following their such "home" flapping by wings.

The grass also adapted to survive and grow in the Venusian atmosphere, intertwining with each other, in the form of domes, giant umbrellas, or like the desert plant "tumbleweed," which rose into the air with the slightest breeze and floated under the clouds.
 Gradually sheep, cows, horses, as well as the Kyrgyz have learned to feel tolerable in the atmosphere of Venus. Shepherds rode on horses supported by balls, grazing flocks of sheep, which have flying in the same way, every animal supporting on air by own ball, grazing  among the heavenly jailor of flying forbs.

And the most favorite pastime for the Kyrgyz were, as before, the organization of toys, anniversaries and all kinds of holidays, for which they prepared excellent kazy-karta, chuchuks, gulchetis on huge boiling  cauldrons, set up on special flying stations, summer houses, covered by umbrellas.

And there were no problems at all with toilets and garbage collection - everything unnecessary was thrown down, where it was completely burned in a hot furnace, which was the surface of this planet.

I think that the same thing will happen to our planet in the future as to Venus, and therefore, it is imperative for humanity to master the way of life of the Venusian Kyrgyz in order to prepare well for the end of the world, having successfully survived it, to master life on the jailoo in the stratosphere on balloons, in reliable protection from the glowing surface of the Earth.