Go to Mars piggybacking Elon Mack!

  I am so glad that finally, the great  person has appeared in world stage, who profoundly and abruptly changes all our landmarks, dreams and life goals, refocusing them completely, from everything earthly, mundane, triffles as it run  customary from time immemorial, to space, to stars, to the neighboring red planet! Live long dear comrade Mask for that!
 
If before him there were so many successful people and cunning politicians, especially those who mercilessly deceived the people all their lives, robbing and exploiting them, in order to flee to the West at the very end, buying a nice, cosy villa there and start there zealously defending democracy and the values of freedom for themselves and their children, then in strong opposition to all these hellish lieders   Elon Musk offered to us even more risky and wonderful undertaking - to fly to Mars to master and settle down its expanses.

As in the Middle Ages, when America was discovered, after Columbus, adventurers, criminals, disadvantaged people rushed up to a new world - everyone who wanted to make a career there or start life anew, from a blank sheet of paper.
 
 Anyway, in this regard,I witnessed the following dialogue in the house of my one distant relatives.
 
 -Hey,Kanipa,let go we too sell everything and fly away to Mars?  Imitating, piggybacking Elon Musk? I so tired, walking on this ground of our lousy native land, planet, dear. Its hard survive everywhere  in Kyrgyzstan and Kamchatka, everywhere too much hassle and very little salary. you are herding cattle in At-Bashy or walruses on the cold sea beach - the results are same, not good.  Besides in Bishkek, however, the air so badly polluted -  impossible to breathe.
 - What the Mars you talking out, Abylkasym? Aren't our living conditions the same as on Mars? It is said that the land there is too cold, there is no clean water, no food, and nothing grows in that garden. After 100-200 years, the conditions of the land will be a little better. Then let our children and grandchildren will go to Mars.
 
- White a moment, Kanipa. Knowing people told me that there, on Mars, perfectly new towns will appear, think of that, and all conditions will be created. Warm boxes, hot water, good food. And work is the same as in on Kumtor site  - although hard and lot of thing need to do and control is tight, nevertheless condition is  very good and clean, boots and jackets worn by workers are washed daily, and the food you eat is the same s in a typical Moscow restaurant three time  on day - not to mention the salary.  At least 1000 dollars per month. Think of that, sugar-candy!
So let's go to Mars. I know Elon Musk will create the best conditions for people. The Americans could not work otherwise. It is our people know nothing but stealing, swallowing and torturing people. Our life on Mars will be completely different. Let’s go there, buy everything in our sickle village, or leave it to relatives and friends. Let's go to Mars. I was so deadly  tired live here, in this damn planet, where we grew up.