Once upon a time..

Once upon a time there was a tavern. No one, from common people, knew where it was. It wasn't a usual tavern as it seemed from the 1st sight. The hostess of the tavern was a woman with big foot. Every time she stepped on grass, the grass burnt out. In her room upstairs was not a plant, not a Green tree, even not a stir of smth Green was in her room.
In the same time in a far far away kingdoom lived a Princess. She had long curled dark hair, small sharped eyes, long legs and plump boobs which attracted many men's Eyes. She had plenty admirers, but Princess liked noone. She was a very spoiled young girl. So when she became the woman, time to marry a good man had come.
Nontheless a the taverness knew about this beauty and envied her, so the Princess could sing as a nightingale and govern people.
The Princess didn't know the taverness had a son from a gnome. He was so ugly as a dust in the Rain in the puddle of warms. He had big feet, small head and was so noisy that every living creature could hear him from miles and miles away.
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So, dear readers, you can guess what taverness wanted. Of course to marry the couple. But it wasn't so easy as the Princess threw them out of a palace..
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Then the taverness burnt all Green grass and trees near the casthle.
Birds flew away, even warms had gone. Life had stopped. Noone helped the Princess. She decided to wait for a miracle, for some one to save her kingdoom. But none came.
Princess waited for a day, two days, a week, a month, a year. While taverness and her son had fun all the year round.
People screamed, called for justice, but even the guard couldn't help. The Power of their feet was so strong, that taverness burnt every living creature and her son made nothing of it, but the dust.
After two years all the food, the woods, and the people emptied, because the taverness and her son started to eat people. And only Then the Princess had undrestood, she had had to do smth by herself, with her own efforts.
So works nowaday's life.