The chunk 176 The message -941-

One day after the call, Ahmed was cut one thousand times in one thousand and one pieces because one thousand pupils in the nearby schools had to do an experiment with the Blob. After the Blob Ahmed was exhibited in London Zoo, it became famous rapidly on the Internet.
Sarah posted on Safebook:
“#lockdown continues ... An ant, A bowl and A blob”
“Lockdown with the #blob - Day 4
Confinement avec le #blob - Jour 4”
“DragonBlob ‘kamehameha’ ;;;;;;”
“Check at 00:27 The #blob is fast-roping!”
“Oh, my #BloB! Physarum killed Kenny!”
“Hey, family portrait!  ... Mind if I join?”
“Photobomb level: #blob”
“Connection to an existing network (290min)”
“Blob turning into a green spaghetti”;
“Vein selection in a slime mold, a transition from a migration front to a single vein”
“Blob at the zoo: true
Blob in Larousse: true
Blob in space: will be true soon
Blob-President: ???”

People replied merrily:
“Antivirus blob... would be helpful right now …”
“l faut un parlement blob: l'Assemblob nationale et le Phys;nat”
“Blob pr;sident : OUI ! “
“Enfin l'intelligence reviendra au pouvoir en lieu et place de la Savid19”
“The blob is almost immortal, so is the president going to be almost immortal?”
“Well said, unlike some of our "competent authorities", a brainless blob has to do a lot of "smart" things!”
“Can the blob be infected with a virus?”


11/01/2021
Happy New 2021 year!
I wish you: no matter if you are ill or healthy, if you are single or with a loving woman, if you are lonely or with your family, if you are rich or poor, and so on, be happy. Feel happy. I wish you such circumstances in your life when you can stay absolutely happy.
I would like to hug you tight and never let you go. I would like to share your life. But I feel I didn't deserve you, I am not worth you, so I must let you go. Feel free. Enjoy your friends. I leave you for a very long time. My next story will be about imaginary Ahmed, whose fine prototype is you. It's for myself only, but in each line of the messages is hidden real you. Thanks.
I decided how I'll send you my 1000 messages. It will be my last joke. When I complete them, I'll print it in a book, not for selling, only three or five copies. It is not very expensive. Then I'll send one book to **** University on your name, Ahmed. I hope you still will be working there at that moment, it's going to be around the date 22/02/2022, I hope, or 20/12/2021, or something like that. I miss you all the time.
Wait for! Enjoy it!


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