Black drama

black drama

Before you is a joke, a comedy, from the category of black comedies. I beat all the clich;s that I have seen in dramas so far. The hypertrophied sense of guilt of the main characters, the desire to drink themselves unconscious when any, even the smallest problem arises, endless blind dates, the readiness of the main character to drag a drunk, dirty, sometimes unfamiliar girl from evening to evening, this probably came from the real life of Koreans, but gradually turned into movie stamps. Well, and the desire of the screenwriters of dramas to introduce the heroes of the film as early as childhood, and even in the memorial hall, is generally sacred. In general, look, or rather, read!

Winter

Our heroine AU got completely drunk and fell asleep on the street near a lamppost. He, the one who often saw her here in this pub, suddenly noticed that she was sitting passed out on the ground, sighed, put her on his back and dragged her in the direction of her house. He watched this girl every day, she reminded him of someone, but he could not remember. So, he carried her on his back, his back groaning, but courageously silent.
He dragged it, put it near the door, waited until he entered the house, left.

AU girl monologue in the morning

-God, where am I? I slept under the stairs? OK. Mommy, what's wrong with me? Why am I so dirty? Am I still a girl? (slaps himself) Like, yes.
Voice from the kitchen
- When are you getting married? I want grandchildren!
A U screams back
-I can not! It is I who am to blame for the death of all relatives, and not only those who died now, but also great-great-great-grandfather, all relatives from the creation of the world. In short, guilt weighs on me. I'll go get drunk.
Voice from the kitchen
- And that the uncle from the side of the daughter-in-law of the great-uncle died because he fell asleep with a lit cigarette, is it also your fault?
AU
-Yes.
Voice from the kitchen
-Well then fine. Guilty, so go get drunk!
AU
- And no personal life?
Voice from the kitchen
-No. What kind of personal life is there when you are so guilty.

Spring

Blind date
Another gentleman got scared when AU told about guilt and about relatives. The cavalier fled, she was left to drink alone. By chance, he, the one who carried her then to the house, turns out to be in this restaurant. Let's call him UA. He also went on a date with the girl, but asked the girl to wait until he returned, as he saw that AU left the restaurant and was lying around the post again.
Sighing heavily, he again drags the AU on his back to the house. This time AU does not want to leave UA's back and demands that he carry her into the house. The guy meekly fulfills her demand, and then goes home.

Monologue for the morning

- I met such a handsome man on a blind date yesterday, we even agreed to call each other today!
Voice from the kitchen
- Did you agree on this before you told him about your relatives?
AU
I do not remember! Don't distract me, I'll call him now! Damn, she's dropping the call, some kind of strange one! And now the phone has turned off in general!
Voice from the kitchen
- Don't call, don't answer. Probably, the agreement on calls to each other took place before! And why are you telling them all about it? Already the anniversary will be soon, the hundredth date ruined!
AU (sobbing)
- I don’t know, every time, before we drink on a date, I promise myself that today I won’t tell you for anything, I won’t wipe tears and snot with the sleeve of his shirt, I won’t write the name of a deceased relative with lipstick on his cheek , I will not ask him to understand and forgive, I will not ... (sobs)
Voice from the kitchen
- I forgot to tell you. Our distant relatives from America buried a guinea pig yesterday, she died of old age. Are you guilty of this too?
AU
- Yes, of course, but how else! I am guilty! I'll go have a drink!
Voice from the kitchen
- Well, then of course. Holy business, it is necessary to drink! There's a new diner just around the corner, go have a drink!

Summer

The girl is fired from work under some pretext, but the main reason is that the girl has already turned thirty, her uniform has become small for her and the seams have parted so much that underwear is visible, and also that the girl refused plastic surgery for removal of the second eyelid and correction of the tip of the nose, the money for which was provided free of charge by the company where AU worked.
After the girl leaves, employees try to wipe her office desk of what she wrote on it with persistent mascara. Every day of employees begins with the fact that they are trying to wipe off the inscription. So a week passes, and in the meantime, the boss changes in the office. One morning, he decided to ask what his employees are doing so hard, and he sees a terrible picture. His employees are trying to wipe a brilliant formula off the desk of a fired employee. A fired employee made a discovery, and her colleagues have almost wiped this inscription from the table. The boss screams and bangs his head on the desk of the fired employee. In his cries, you can even make out the order: "Return the employee immediately to her place!"
In the meantime, AU changes jobs after jobs, this week she was fired: from a cafe, from a laundry, beaten for burning linen in a rich house with an iron, kicked out for oversleeping and not changing her baby's diaper at night, and so on. However, when employees come and ask her to come back, she proudly refuses.
called!
But he does not refuse to drink with former colleagues. By midnight, colleagues fled, because no one wanted to listen to another story about dead relatives. One in the morning, a new head of the office comes running to the cafe, he came to drink with his subordinates, but they are no longer in the cafe. But in a cafe sits and cries his old friend. The girl slides off the chair and falls under the table. The back of UA begins to moan and cry, the back understands that now an exorbitant burden will be loaded on it. And drags the girl in a familiar direction. However, now AU tells UA not only to bring it into the house, but also to bring it to the room. When UA tries to leave, AU grabs his hand and doesn't let go all night. UA resigns himself, he sleeps near the bed. Early in the morning, he takes his numb hand from the girl and goes to restore order. Before the girl wakes up, he washes her socks, waters the flowers, feeds the hamster, and also prepares a hangover breakfast. And then... he leaves.
Morning.
AU screaming
Did you feed the hamster?
Voice from the kitchen
- No, I haven't fed him for two days, I thought that he was about to go to his hamster paradise and you would have a chance to blame yourself again and drink.
AU
- Strange, but who fed him?
Voice from the kitchen
- Who knows... There's breakfast on the table, hangover, but I didn't cook it.
AU
-Yes? That's not you? Then I'll go eat!
Since the hamster is alive, it makes no sense to go to the pub.

Autumn

The girl goes to the shaman so that she reveals the secret of fate to her. However, the shaman sees through the window of the AU and hangs up a "closed" sign. But the AU can no longer be held, she takes out a persistent inherited lipstick and writes something on the door of the shaman. The shaman calls the police, the girl is detained for damaging property. The AU's aunt, who we know under the code name "Voice from the Kitchen", pays a deposit for the AU and the girl is released.
Voice from the kitchen
-Ay, I need to drink and also eat some tofu. Everyone who comes out of prison should eat tofu to celebrate.
AU
-Do not want. Now, if ... There was no news about relatives?
Voice from the kitchen
-Not
AU (disappointed)
— You see... And you say to drink... Let's go home.
Returning home, AU, without taking off his socks, falls into bed and begins to fall asleep after crying. But at this time, aunt bursts into the room
-AU, don't sleep, I've been digging through my great-grandfather's things and found this!
AU (weakly)
-What did you find there? You and I went through his things inside and out.
Voice from the kitchen
-But no! Today I polished a copper chest to a shine, well, the one that was left from the uncle of the pirate on the part of the grandmother of my second cousin's aunt and found ...
AU (jumps up)
-What?
Voice from the kitchen
-That's what! It was under a mirror that was built into the lid!
In the hands of the aunt is an old photo from the century before last. The photo was well preserved, as it lay in a hiding place behind a mirror embedded in a copper chest. On the picture...

Remove nervous, children and pregnant women!

The photo showed a family, a husband,
wife, a dog with a bone in its teeth, as well as a kitty that sat next to a bowl on which there was a fish. At first glance, it seemed that all four were sleeping, but looking closer, one could understand ... In general, it was a post-mortem photograph. Two centuries ago, this was common, for some reason it was then fashionable to photograph dead families.
Seeing the photo of the AU, at first she became numb, and then she cried. The girl sincerely believed that she was to blame for the death of these four. The aunt tried to say something, but the niece shook her head through her sobs. Still sobbing, she pulled out a box of 12 bottles of wine from under the bed. The box was there just for such cases, when it was urgent and there was no strength to reach a cafe or a pub. When the box was almost empty, and the aunt said that she would go to bed, AU decided that it was time for her to go to the people, something she stayed up today.
Ideas swarmed in her head and she did not notice how her legs brought her to her home office. However, colleagues did not notice her presence at first. The new boss was known as a petty tyrant, every morning he forced the employees one by one to try to remember and restore the formula that had been erased from the AU table. When the AU shouted "Hello" loudly, everyone was happy at first, they tried to hug the AU, but then they began to run away, the AU was drunk, and this was fraught with trouble. There was no chief. He returned at the moment when the AU had already left, and the employees began to return from the places where they were hiding from the AU. But on the other hand, AU left something on her former desk, she scratched with a nail file the formula that the new boss so wanted to read.
The night has come. The owners of restaurants and cafes closed the doors in front of the nose of the AU, but the girl only wanted to drink coffee. The time for alcohol was already gone, now it was supposed to be coffee time and preferably latte coffee, but the heartless owners kicked out the defenseless girl. The world was so cruel today! Deciding to live in spite of the world, AU bought beer and soju in the supermarket and went to the park, where their owners' dogs were walking near the river. Seeing one of the dogs, AU decided to tell her her story, but lost her way, remembering the dog with a bone. Three times she began the story, and all three times it ended in tears. Finally, the dog got tired of this and she called the owner by barking, deciding that the owner had a better posture.
worries about a howling female than he, a dog from the breed of Lords. The owner went to the toilet. When he returned and tried to untie the Lord from the iron thing with the loud name "Parking for dogs", he saw a thin hand. The hand clung to the dog's leash and did not want to unhook. The owner's back went cold, the situation was painfully familiar. So it is, AU lay under the bench, her hand convulsively grabbed the dog's leash. The lord saw with horror how his master first squatted down, and then shouldered the hiccuping female on his back. Seeing this, the Lord swore to himself never to marry. So they walked, the master, his back, the female on his back, and behind them on a leash dragged a noble Lord full of indignation. So they entered the house. The female, of course, did not want to let the owner go, and the owner did not let go of the leash. This time, UA slept next to AU, and Lord slept under the bed so as not to see this disgrace.
Ugliness...
However, ugliness is different. All night long, UA changed basins when AU leaned over the bed and .. However, you can imagine what happens when a girl drinks too much! Then UA took AU to the bathroom to wash, and also escorted her to the toilet. That is what the Lord called an outrage! What did you think?
Early in the morning, the Lord hinted to the owner that if he did not take him out into the street right away, then the disgrace would now be canine. UA sighed, got dressed, prepared a hangover drink, put it on AU's bedside table, cleaned the cage, fed the bird, and went for a walk with Lord. After walking quite a distance from AU's home, UA felt sad, it didn't make sense to go back to AU's home this morning. Unfortunately, he did everything there. He washed the bedding, even took off the AU's socks again, which she hadn't changed since leaving the cell, washed them, dried them, and put them on the girl's hot heels again.
After waking up, AU for a long time could not understand what it smells like. And then she realized that someone pulled the bed out from under her, washed it, ironed it, and then made it again. And someone else washed her socks, which now smelled like floral laundry detergent.
-Aunt, AU shouted, - did you wash the bed and socks?
But the aunt did not respond, she was still sleeping after yesterday's drinking. Glancing at the nightstand, AU saw the hangover drink and drank it without thinking. If the drink was not prepared by the aunt, but the aunt could not prepare it, then it does not matter who prepared it, which means it was necessary to drink.
After drinking a drink, AU decided to sleep again, especially since the bed linen smelled so good!
Both aunt and niece woke up by lunchtime. Aunt sadly looked around the kitchen with her eyes and suddenly almost fell, because AU suddenly screamed at the top of her lungs
- Aunt, aunt!
- Yes, what is it? - Aunt hiccupped, - What excited you so, my child?
-Cage...-AU stood near the cage and gasped for air
- Well, the cell, - agreed through a hiccup aunt, - what?
-Someone poured water into a bowl for a bird, cleaned a stuffed bird, put it on a perch, tied it so that it would not fall, and also sewed tiny curtains on the window for the bird's house!
“Maybe you did it?” Aunt smiled, “when you drink, you are so wonderful and work wonders!”
- No, - AU cleared her throat and there was metal in her voice. - I would never pour water into a bowl of a bird. I didn’t do this during the life of the bird, and even more so now!
“Yes?” Aunt’s voice creaked, she also cleared her throat, trying to say something, but her thin voice suddenly turned into a bass, “Listen AU,” Aunt again tried to say something, but now her voice sounded like a mosquito squeak.
Finally, the aunt simply waved her hand and went to fill up. AU also wanted to give up, but saw that the cuticles were removed, the nails were filed and covered with flesh-colored varnish. It was already too much. Arms twitching in horror, AU ran out into the street. A girl would never paint her nails with flesh-colored polish! Realizing this, she finally realized that there was a stranger in her house that night!
A neighbor, Aunt Kim, seeing AU's tear-stained face, said that a young man had been coming out of the girl's house at night, two or four times already. And this morning, a man came out of the AU house with a dog. AU had a fog in her head and for some reason she decided that the dog was the dog from the photo.
“Aunt Kim,” the girl whispered excitedly, “was the dog not alive?” Did the dog have a bone?
Aunt Kim backed away, the conversation took an unpleasant turn, Aunt Kim knew that if the conversation started about the non-living, expect trouble from the AU girl. Quickly saying goodbye, the neighbor ran into the house, closed the lock three turns and curtained the windows. So it is, the AU girl stood under the door, asked to be opened and shouted something about her sins, about deceased relatives and about a dead dog with a bone, and also about a cat with a fish. It seems that the AU girl was drunk, and it was only a very early evening.

Winter again.

AU was invited to a meeting of classmates. Well, as they invited, of course no one invited her, because the meeting was planned very late in the evening. If the meeting had been in the morning, then she would probably have been invited, but in the evening, very late in the evening, they were just ... afraid. U found out about the meeting while chatting on the phone with a former school friend.
th. The friend was a beauty, the secret love of all the boys in the class, and the AU was a horror flying on the wings of the night, but I'm not talking about that. A friend, her name was Duk, lived in another city for a long time. After returning home, she immediately received an invitation to a meeting of classmates, and AU did not receive an invitation, but after learning about the meeting, she decided to invite herself.
 AU was annoyed, for more than a week she had not received news of her deceased relatives, which meant that it made no sense to buy beer or soju. AU had a firm rule not to drink without a reason. The girl tortured her aunt with questions, clarifications, but the aunt was firm in her assurances: no one wrote or reported anything new about relatives. The wardrobe smelled bad, and the clothes from the wardrobe smelled accordingly, but it was not so bad, the clothes could be washed, but not a single dress fit on the AU. The fact is that AU wore all these dresses for the last time at school. When AU was in school, her parents died, that was the last time AU wore dresses. After the death of her parents, AU went only in pants and T-shirts. In the end, aunt took AU to her wardrobe, which smelled about the same as the wardrobe in AU's room, but the dresses in aunt's wardrobe still smelled of washing powder and ironing. Having dressed her niece, the aunt clicked her tongue and sighed sweetly. Her niece was such a beauty and today men's hearts will skip a beat when AU passes by. However, when she left the house, the girl wiped off her lipstick, tousled her coiffed hair, and tore her tight skirt at the seam. Everything annoyed her, but once she made a decision, she never changed it. Wu knew that no one was waiting for her and calmly reacted to the dilated pupils and the expression of horror on the faces of people who once sat with her in the same class. However, AU was sober and soon classmates stopped paying attention to her. The evening moved slowly in memories, exclamations and quiet chuckles. Jeongwook, the class leader, was surreptitiously watching the gloomy AU. The girl looked at one point and thought about something, Zhenuk decided to play a joke and secretly poured alcohol into the juice for the AU. When the girl returned from the toilet, there was juice waiting for her on the table and Zhenuk, who was thirsty for a drink from AU to brotherhood. AU turned a glass of juice in her hands, come on, what's the difference, juice will do too!
And away we go!
Rather, the girl suffered!
She still had time to think, why did it suddenly become fun and noisy from one glass of juice? A company was also walking in the next room. When the music crashed, everything began to flicker and beat to the beat, the girl smiled blissfully and realized that karaoke was being sung in the next room. The soul of AU was also torn somewhere. Going out into the hall, she was surprised to see her colleagues, or rather, former colleagues. It was they who made noise and sang in the next hall. We celebrated the birthday of our new boss. Nobody called AU again, but she did not wait for an invitation. Just came to the next room. The boss was good, just in AU's taste, if she had taste tonight. AU also wanted to sing, but she could not take the microphone from the hands of her former colleague. There were three microphones, and which one was the right one, the AU girl could not understand in any way. When there were suddenly four microphones, AU realized that she was drunk. Seeing the AU, the chief uttered an exclamation and blushed. However, then he turned pale when his subordinates reported that a cheerful shaggy girl in a torn skirt and with a beautiful name AU is the employee who quit. AU was a genius. Even in elementary school, all the teachers recognized her genius. Everything was decent until AU's parents died. After that, the brilliant girl went into the lead. However, grief did not prevent the girl from graduating from the university with honors, but she was never an ordinary girl.
By the time the subordinates finished the story about the cutie AU, the girl was already lying, unfortunately, under the table. Well, she had such a sweet habit of getting drunk and crawling into a secluded place. Sometimes she crawled, most often not. The back of the chief could be calm today, under the glances of subordinates of the UA, he would not carry the girl on his back. UA called a taxi and soon AU was at home. The evening ended suspiciously quietly. Aunt understood that this was not good, a big storm was coming. And so it happened next.
In the meantime, my aunt sat in the living room and looked sadly at the large family portrait that hung over the fireplace.

Aunt remembered.

 Her sister and son-in-law were annoyed with their only daughter that evening. The president of the company where AU's father worked invited the parents and AU to a family dinner on the occasion of his daughter's birthday. The President knew about the brilliant AC and was proud that his company had an employee who raised such a brilliant daughter. AU did not want to go to the birthday party, she wanted to read, write and look for proofs of the theorem, but her parents insisted, and the whole family got into the car. AU was angry and grumpy, she refused the cookies that her father offered her, and the hairpin that her mother gave to pin up her daughter's unruly hair. Tragedy happened you are halfway to your goal. AU lay in the hospital for a long time, she was unconscious for three weeks, and when she came to herself, she found out that she was now an orphan. My aunt came from another city and stayed with AU.
The world has become cold and cruel.
AU blamed herself for the death of her parents, and she was gradually blown away. Aunt looked at the portrait again and went to bed.
In the morning, AU woke up from a call.
The company that fired her was now begging to come back. And AU... is back.
The boss often called the AU to his office to find out how the introduction of the girl's ingenious formula into production was going. At first, it seemed to AU that she had already seen this person somewhere, but then this feeling passed. The formula that AU scrawled on the table, first with ink and then with a saw, was the chemical composition of the new plastic. With the help of this plastic, the company quickly brought mobile phones to the market that could be folded into a tube, folded like an accordion, quadrupled, diagonally, and so on. U was glad! Joy brought the fact that there was work, there was a laboratory, reagents, respect and freedom. She was even allowed to go to work not in an office uniform, but in pants and a T-shirt. In the evenings, AU drank like a shoemaker, and her boss drove her home, during the day the girl was obsessed with work. She didn't need anything else. In the meantime, Christmas had died down, spring was approaching, and something else had happened. The boss became gloomy as a cloud, the boss's mother and his ex-girlfriend were returning to Seoul. The girl claimed the hand and heart of UA, and the mother claimed UA money. Neither one nor the other brave boss wanted to give anything away. A wanted AU, wanted her to be his girlfriend, but he couldn't bring himself to tell her about it. AU itself has made the decision, itself and has decided to realize it. For some time she knew that the one who washed her socks and sewed a curtain for the bird was her current boss. A neighbor saw how UA drove the girl home and recognized in him that guy with the dog, and AU remembered something else herself. AU was a genius and all her ideas were brilliant. This idea was also brilliant, but a person, human relations is not a dead formula, it is impossible to calculate everything for sure here, but AU decided to try.
AU understood that UA was a responsible and very positive guy, remembering the hangover soup, socks that smelled of washing powder, water in the bird's bowl, and even flesh-colored varnish on her nails, AU, as a true genius, calculated that next to this person she would not need to she takes care of the cleanliness of the bed linen, which she sometimes did not wash for half a year, and also, and AU was very shy about this feeling, at the thought of the head of the UA, her cheeks turned pink, her heart sank sweetly and her heels under socks that had not been washed again for a long time began to pulsate! In general, AU decided that only this person is worthy to accompany her to the toilet and wash her face in case of force majeure after drinking. Everything was supposed to be decided that evening, when AU got very drunk. How it would be, the girl had a vague idea, but decided to rely on her female ingenuity. Yes, that's the trouble, the case for drinking alcohol has not been presented for a long time. And if you don’t get drunk until you drop, then how to hint to the UA’s back that it’s time to take on and drag a heavy burden, first to the house, then to the room, and then right to the bed? But there was something else, when AU got drunk, she naturally didn’t remember anything in the morning, and according to the plan, at the moment of seduction of UA, she needs to be in a clear mind and solid memory. How to do this, the girl did not know yet. However, we had to be prepared. AU did not like to bathe, but she understood that at the moment of seduction, it is desirable that her body be clean. Many years of dirt ingrained into the body and did not want to leave the hostess, the washcloth did not help. I had to go to the sauna. Sitting in the steam room, she felt that the ice seemed to have broken, but not completely, in any case, three grannies who were sitting in a common tub-pool with hot water pushed out the AC, because the common water suddenly became dirty. Sighing, AU went behind the curtain to the masseuses. Ajuma, the masseuse, subsequently took a triple fee for a massage session, I’ll tell you another pleasure to scrape off ten-year-old dirt, but this girl didn’t care anymore, she now had so much money that she didn’t know where to put it. Hoping to find inspiration, she even took a family portrait and, for huge money, ordered 3 giant portraits for the entire wall, kitchen, living room and bedroom, the portraits were taken from that posthumous photograph, which depicted a husband and wife, a bone with a dog and fish with a cat. Wu tried to make herself feel guilty and get drunk, but nothing worked. She got drunk only on the day when the workers hung the portraits in the house, and that’s it, the feeling of guilt did not appear anymore, and then the eye was completely blurred and the images in the portraits did not give any emotions.
 
The working day was coming to an end, AU sat and looked over to where her precious UA's office was. However, the beloved was not at the workplace today. He went to the airport to meet his mother and ex-girlfriend.
Mom UA was still that little thing. After the death of her husband, she within six months she spent all the money that her husband had left, and now she lived on the money that her son sent. However, lately, it seemed to the mother that her son, after the transfer, still had a lot of money left, and the mother decided to return to Seoul and settle in her son's house in order to take full control over the money.

Now information on the ex-girlfriend.
 
UA was friends with the girl for about six years, and it was going to the wedding, when one day the girl disappeared and only wrote to her lover that their feelings had become insipid, and she parted with the young man to find new inspiration. UA took the breakup very hard. Now the pain subsided, and he did not want to see the ex-girlfriend in his life, especially since UA had recently gained a new, bright feeling. He fell in love with a crazy, shaggy, unwashed girl with a sonorous name AU, and was not going to give up his new feelings, especially since recently the AU girl reciprocated. The ex-girlfriend's name was Beach, she had a large but piquant mole on her nose, she was hysterical, psychotic, angry, but surprisingly tender and beautiful. Her white face contrasted terribly with her swarthy neck and arms. Her neck and arms were naturally dark, her face turned white from weekly visits to the beautician. The whole apartment of the Beach girl was filled with bleaching creams, if not for the swarthy neck, then in the dark Beach could be mistaken for a ghost. In Europe, where Beach decided to turn over to slay European men, her sickly white face somehow didn't impress. Sometimes they even shied away from the girl. Time passed, the new boyfriend did not appear, and then Beach remembered UA. And by the way, at that moment, UA's mother came out to Beach. Beach had a rich dad. After the wedding, UA's mother would have broken off a considerable sum, but the wedding was upset. Mom UA worried about this bummer even more than UA himself. Beach lived in London in recent years, UA's mother wasted her son's money in Paris. The earth becomes small when two women aim at the same target, in this case the target was UA, and therefore, less than a month later, the ladies decided to be one family. Of course, there was a little oops, the ladies forgot to warn UA about this decision, but they were absolutely not worried. UA was a reverent and responsible man, and it was precisely on these feelings that the ladies decided to play when they developed a general plan.

Spring again

UA was a timid and responsible young man, but he was no fool. He understood his mother's motives, so when his mother and ex-fiancee got into his car, he casually, but so that it did not go past his mother's ears, said that his house was being renovated and he was temporarily living in a hotel, in a one-room suite . Mom will not be comfortable in the same room with an adult son, so now the son is taking his mother to their old house, which was built by his great-grandfather, now his aunt, mother's sister lives there. At this news, mother turned pale and gritted her teeth, and UA smiled to himself and whispered: “One zero in my favor!” However, mother was not going to give up.
- Son, it will not be comfortable for me to live with your aunt, and there are only fifteen rooms in the house, it will be difficult for us to fit there! Your aunt...
“Mom,” interrupted her son, “aunt has changed, she has lost weight and become kinder! You'll see, she has become different and is waiting for you!
When will the renovation of your house be completed? I hope soon?
Yes, Mom, I hope so too. As soon as this happens, I will notify you, and immediately take you to my house.
“It would be nice,” Mrs. Mom sighed, looking doubtfully at her son.
At this time, the former bride decided to vote. At the airport, in order to immediately show her repentance and her feelings, as well as stake out Mr. UA again as her man, Beach threw herself on her ex-fiance's neck and hugged her, but did not receive a return hug. Sitting in the car, she pouted, but seeing that UA simply did not pay attention to her, she decided to change her anger to mercy.
After exchanging glances with her mother, Beach decided that now it was her turn.
“Darling,” she purred, “why are you like this with your mother? Mom flew to you from Paris, and you are taking her to the old ruins!
UA pretended not to hear the voice of the former bride and continued to steer.
Beach felt that she was boiling, she had been feeling bad with her nerves lately, and she did not tolerate objections. She regarded the ex-fiance's ignorance as an objection, but tried to restrain herself.
“Your mother is a unique woman,” Beach spoke again as if nothing had happened, “another woman after the death of her husband would shut herself in the house, would sink, and your mother found the strength to live!” Do you know how many girlfriends and friends she has in Paris, and around the world? Her chats are full of friends, her closets don't fit clothes, her young male friends are always waiting by her balcony. As soon as she breaks up with one friend, she immediately finds another, shoes him, clothes him, buys a car, and also, oh ...
Beach realized that she was talking and cast a sidelong glance at her mother, but mother answered the future daughter-in-law with a deadpan look and smiled softly.
Yes, I am, I help the world, I help people! My life is not wasted. But you, son, whom have you helped lately? You refused to give me a raise Revoda, this money went to a good cause?
UA was silent, Mrs. Mom started to freak out, Mom also had nerves and also hadn’t slept well lately, because her last boyfriend began to scare her that she would leave if she didn’t buy him a new car, and therefore Mom had to save money. And this will affect the nerves of any woman.
“Son,” my mother suddenly screamed right off the bat, “I hate it when you are so silent!” As a child, I beat you for it, but apparently I never broke this bad habit. Your dad did the same. Answer my question now! What have you done for the world with this kind of money that you don't want to share with me!?
-I fed a hamster and poured water into a bird's bowl, and I threw a new batch of unique smartphones onto the world market. This is all.
“Everything?” Mom asked, but the son was silent. Mom knew that the son would not answer this question again, but still made an attempt.
There was silence. Mom did not like that the last word was not for her and therefore added
- Well, at least he did it, and that's a joy. What was the name of the hamster, and what breed was the bird? Oh, where did you take me? Beach asked you...
- Mom, come out, this is grandfather's house. I don't think it's proper for you to live in someone else's house!
“Indecent?” the ex-bride and mother shouted in two voices, but were forced to shut up, because an insanely tall woman was running at full speed to the car, it was Aunt UA, and nine maids could barely keep up with her.
UA opened the car door and greeted the butler. The butler tilted his head and smiled. This man, who looked very arrogant, was devoted to the UA family like an old dog. The servants pulled out Mama's five suitcases and carried them in the direction of the house.
Beach walked the way to the house in silence, the girl understood that the main pushing force in the form of the mother of the former groom remained in the old house, but was not going to give up. When the car stopped at the girl's house, Beach decided to sum up today's meeting.
- Dad said on the phone that he wants to see you with us next week. You know that dad treats you like a son. What do you say?
-No, I'm not coming. -Wa got out of the car, opened the door and gave his hand to the former bride.
Already at the door of her house, Beach smiled, turned to UA and spoke.
-Rejection is not accepted, I will send an invitation.
UA was driving to work and thinking thought, his thought was sad, he certainly swaggered, but he knew that his strength probably would not be enough to resist these two ladies.

It's still spring

It was late in the evening when UA returned to the office, but the employees were all in place, these are the unspoken rules of work in such offices, and in all offices and enterprises across the country - employees leave only after the boss. Everyone yawned and almost lay in their places, only AU was busy with business, her eyes darted between the computer and a piece of paper, where she calculated something stubbornly. However, the girl took the time to smile at the returned boss.
However, smiling, UA she again buried herself in the leaf.
The office workers had long realized that the head of the AU would not leave until the AU had finished thinking, and therefore one of the girls, who considered herself a friend of the AU, went to the table and covered the sheet to which the AU's eyes were glued with her hand.
-Let's go to dinner! Mr. Director, are we going to that restaurant around the corner today? Do you remember how meat is cooked there in a special way? AU still really liked that dinner!
Everyone muttered. Office workers used the emerging relationship between the boss and the AU to the fullest, but so far for peaceful purposes.
-Yes, of course, once smiled UA, -AU, are you hungry?
- Me? - AU was surprised, - I don’t think I need to finish ...
The last words of the AU drowned in the rumble of voices
“Yes, yes, she is hungry,” the workers shouted out of place, “she only drank coffee in the morning, we saw it!”
UA did not tolerate such a monstrous disregard for his body, not listening to AU objections, he pulled her by the hand.
-Mistress AU, you can't do this, save the last file and let's go to dinner!
When dinner was over and the workers thanked their boss for their concern, UA asked AU why she refused the beer that everyone except her ordered.
- I don’t drink just like that, you know, there are so many of my relatives in the world who untimely passed away ...
AU was sober and her story turned out to be concise, in any case, UA seemed to understand everything.
“I really want to drink,” AU concluded her story, “but I only drink when news of deceased relatives comes, and I also drink when relatives’ pets die, and also ...
The girl's cheeks turned red, her eyes filled with tears, she put her hands in her hair and methodically tore them.
- I am to blame for all the troubles of relatives, and I have to answer!
UA was not worried about the departed relatives of the girl, as well as hamsters, dogs, cats, parrots, and so on, the young man was worried about the condition of the girl. The sight of the AU was getting more and more insane every moment.
“Well,” UA sighed, “you will finish this story another day, and now, with your permission, I will pay the bill and we will go. Your aunt must be worried.
However, at the exit from the UA restaurant, an unpleasant surprise awaited. She got out of the car that pulled up UA's ex-fiancee, Beach.
AU lagged behind UA, she was talking about something with colleagues and missed the beginning of the conversation between the two former lovers.
- What are you doing here? - surprised UA
-I picked you up at the office and they told me that you and your employees were having dinner at this restaurant. What?
AU lightning rushed to Beach and grabbed her hair, but Beach also instantly recognized her former classmate and a fight broke out between them
When the girls were separated, their vision was still the same, however, the AU looked almost the same as always, which could not be said about Beach.
Three people held the AU, but she stubbornly walked towards the offender and dragged along those who tried to keep her.
“It was you who killed my parents, you and your father!” shouted AU
“Creature,” Beach squealed in response, “you ruined my whole childhood!” I was supposed to be number one on the report card, but I was number two, which made my parents very upset! My mother fell into depression and tried to step out the window, they barely managed to catch her!
-Ladies, - UA tried to wedged, - calm down!
- And you, - pouring contempt on the offender, Beach turned to UA, - I have something here
told.
So who did you trade me for? This slut, this psychiatric candidate, this alcoholic, is that your girlfriend now?
There was a sudden silence. UA didn't say anything, he just walked up to AU, nodded to those who tried to hold AU, and when they moved away, hugged AU and tried to smooth her hair.
- Oh, so! - Beach laughed, - do you know how your father died? When the car of this fucking family caught fire, he pulled this creature out of the fire, and then climbed into the car to pull out her vile parents, but the car exploded! What irony!
There was no answer. Everyone around was silent. However, Beach did not let up.
-Our brilliant AU, the pride of the class and school, the girl who took the blame for the death of any of her relatives, why don't you take responsibility now for the death of UA's father, he died saving your family!
- I, - it was clear that these words are given to the AU hard, - I'm not to blame for anything!
“Because you are a two-faced creature!” the ex-fiancee of UA squealed even louder, but silence was her answer.
Then Beach, who realized that she had said too much again, tried to explain something to others and her ex-boyfriend, but UA simply caught a taxi and pushed Beach there. Soon the taxi left.
AU stood like a pillar and did not say anything, then her eyes rolled back and she fell.
AU woke up in the hospital, a policeman was sitting next to her bed. Seeing that AU had regained consciousness, he solemnly announced that he was charging the girl with assaulting Ms. Beach and should escort her to the police station. UA, who was leaving the ward on business, and now returned, tried to push the policeman away from the bed of his beloved and explain something, but the policeman did not listen to him.
- This girl attacked the daughter of our esteemed company president Mr. Paka. Mr. Pak, the father of the Beach girl, is a close friend of the head of our police station, and therefore I will now take this girl away. You can testify at the trial, that's all you can do now.

Summer again

AU has been in prison for more than a month. The lawyers hired by the UA did not help, there were too many witnesses to the fight. Nothing can be done, AU attacked first. UA overcame himself and went to Beach. He requested that Beach withdraw the police report, however Beach stated that she would only do so if UA agreed to be her boyfriend again and leave AU. Hearing this, the young man simply turned around and left. During the time that AU was in prison, UA often talked with the girl's aunt. He tried to understand what really happened eighteen years ago. Aunty did not know how to cook at all, and therefore every evening UA brought something delicious for dinner. Despite the sadness and grief, the aunt even gained weight and prettier. When the aunt went to bed, UA tried to redo all the affairs in this house before returning home. He was very careful with things, because all these things were touched at one time by his precious AU. During the absence of the AU, the young man did a lot of things, namely: he varnished the AU bed, pulled out and sorted out all the things that had accumulated under the girl’s bed for eighteen years, washed the bed linen. Also, AU's entire wardrobe went to the washing machine, and most importantly, all three pairs of AU's socks went there. Yes, also, UA mended AU's office clothes, yet it was unsuitable for his lover to be in an out-of-shape office. UA sorted all the things on the first and second floors, but when it came to the attic, the young man was waiting for the opening, in the attic he saw a portrait that AU had recently removed from the living room. The portrait was the whole family of the girl. The portrait photo was taken on the day of the twelfth anniversary of the AU. Looking at the portrait, UA understood everything. He had already dated AU a long time ago. Then, on the day of his father's funeral, there were too many screaming and crying relatives in the memorial hall. The boy couldn't take it anymore and went out into the corridor. Opposite the memorial hall, where his mother was now writhing in hysterics, there was another memorial the hall, there were also flowers and candles, but silence reigned in this memorial hall. There was only a girl a little younger than him. She was alone. The girl sat and looked at one point. The boy would have passed by if the girl had not suddenly dropped the bottle of water. The bottle rolled right at the boy's feet. He picked it up and carried it to the girl. The girl tried to take the bottle, but her hands were numb. Seeing this, the boy unscrewed the lid and gave the girl a drink. It was so quiet and peaceful here. The boy sat down next to the girl. They sat and were silent. Probably, then the strength left them both, because the boy fell asleep. He lay down on the floor, while the girl slept sitting up, leaning against the wall. Their fingers were connected by a water bottle. So his relatives found the sleeping man. And then he and his mother returned to an empty house. He did not remember this story for many years, all the events related to the funeral of his father brought the sands of time, but he remembered the girl and the portraits of her parents in the memorial hall well. Seeing the portrait, UA suddenly understood why he was always drawn to this strange girl.
UA went home early that evening because he was stunned by the discovery, but the next evening he returned to AU's house again. He wanted to sort things out in the attic. Aunt sat in the living room and looked at family photos in the album. When they had dinner, she suggested that UA also look at the photos, and the young man looked at them with pleasure. However, the album contained only photos until the death of their parents. The last photo was a photo of the twelfth birthday of AU, then only blank sheets went in the album. Looking at the sheets, the aunt began to cry. UA behaved courageously, because men do not cry, instead he carefully took the album out of his aunt's fingers, closed it and voiced the thought that had just occurred to him
- Aunt, don't cry, I promise you that soon these blank pages will be filled. I'm getting married to AU, and on this white page - UA opened the album again - there will be a photo of our wedding. Here are photos of our first child, here is the second, and here is the third. And then our children will go to school. On the first school day, in all the pictures, you will be with us!
Auntie burst into tears even more, but these were already different tears, tears of hope.
Time passed, but nothing changed, the lawyers filed an appeal, but it was rejected.

Another autumn

 Summer was already over, it was autumn, when UA finally found evidence that that accident was a set-up.
Cleaning the attic was almost over when UA found a video camera in one of the attic cabinets. The camera was an old model, she shot on small cassettes. These cassettes then had to be inserted into the player. However, the player was never needed. UA turned on the camera, surprisingly, but the camera was loaded, before things were done in good faith. Probably the shooting was carried out from the window of the AU bedroom. As UA later realized, AU was secretly filming a classmate from the window. A classmate lived next door and that evening he worked out in his yard on the horizontal bar. UA even got jealous, he wanted to turn off the camera, when he suddenly saw something strange. He saw a man who was looking around and secretly doing some kind of manipulation with a car that was standing in the yard of the AU family. This happened just before the parents called AU to get dressed and go to the birthday party of Chairman Pak's daughter. AU resisted not because she really wanted to stay at home and do her homework, but because she wanted to finish filming a classmate's video. She wanted to show the video to her friends the next day, but after the tragedy she never picked up the camera again. Having carefully packed the camera, UA took it home in order to find a clue in a calm environment. And he found her. The man who was caught on camera was one of the chairman's confidants. He has served as chairman to this day. After questioning my aunt again, and comparing the facts, UA finally understood everything.
This is what probably happened: AU and Beach went to the same school. Beach was smart, but she couldn't keep up with the AU. This greatly upset the chairman and especially his wife. The wife got sick. The chairman did not cherish his soul in his household, he asked Beach to put more pressure on her and become the first student, but no matter how hard the girl tried, she still remained second. The chairman's wife became depressed and tried to poison herself and then fall out of the window. The chairman was depressed, he blamed AU and her family for everything. AU's father was a subordinate of the chairman and did not dare to refuse the birthday invitation. The chairman's confidant, a man named Li, damaged the car. Everything was calculated, only the chairman did not expect that the damned girl would survive. Moreover, UA's father, who later became the boyfriend of his daughter Beach, died that fateful evening saving the AU family.
UA's father was a fireman, and a very brave man.
In the morning UA went to his lawyer. They strategized for a long time. Finally, the decision was made and UA went to the police to write a statement. It was a case eighteen years ago, but the UA connected all its considerable connections and the case was reopened. Soon the chairman was in prison, and the AU was at large. Now that everything is clear and justice is rapturous Naturally, AU drank only occasionally, and her drinking was not associated with deceased relatives. AU tried to wait for UA to propose marriage, but he hesitated. The man who had so bravely defended his beloved was suddenly overcome with timidity. He knew that the answer would be yes, and yet he could not make up his mind. In the meantime, winter has come, almost two years have passed since UA carried the AU for the first time on his back to her home.

Winter again

Sunday.

Voice from the kitchen
-Your aunt's cousin from Thailand wrote yesterday that all the hedgehogs in the sea turned purple and went to hedgehog paradise. Would you like some soju?
AU
-Do not want.
Voice from the kitchen
- And yesterday your friend called and invited you to the next meeting of classmates
AU
-Will not go.
Voice from the kitchen
-And today that ajuma masseuse called
AU (jumps up)
-What she said?
She got that bust cream?
Voice from the kitchen
-Yes. Got it. But the big bust will be of no use to you!
AU
-Why?
Voice from the kitchen
Haven't you watched a drama in a long time?
AU
-What? Why? And what about dramas?
Voice from the kitchen
-Now the fashion is such that if a girl has open shoulders and a bust is visible, then all the grannies and aunts of Ajuma scold the girl, and they can even throw something at her!
AU
-What about the drama?
Voice from the kitchen
-Dorama "The Coming Eruption" took first place in the ratings for half a year. There is such a scene. And now all the grannies actually do this if they see a girl with a big bust!
AU
-And about very short skirts there was nothing?
Voice from the kitchen
- Such skirts are possible. The main thing is that the panties are not very visible.
AU (thoughtfully)
-Ah, so it's possible! It is necessary then to throw away the pants and find such a skirt in the closet. Since all skirts are small for me, I will achieve the desired effect quickly!
Voice from the kitchen
-Do you think it will help?
AU
-Do not know. Aunt, is there anything left to eat?
Voice from the kitchen
- I don’t know, of course he filled the refrigerator to the eyeballs, but since your return he hasn’t bought or brought anything edible, but a lot of time has passed. And yes, you have a great appetite!
Maybe a slice of pizza was left, look in the second compartment, only carefully, in my opinion, a mouse gnawed through the rusty side of the refrigerator.
AU
-Oh, okay. When will this Sunday end?
Voice from the kitchen
- As for the skirts...
AU
-Yes, what?
Voice from the kitchen
- I wouldn't be in a hurry to throw out my pants.
AU
- Why?
Voice from the kitchen
-There, in this drama...
AU
-Yes, what is there? You're scaring me!
Voice from the kitchen
-If the skirt is too short, then in the drama they covered their knees with a special pillow! Now this fashion has spread everywhere, even in cafes there are such pillows for girls to cover their legs!
AU
-Here you go! How to live now? Kill those drama makers! How can I seduce him now? I'll go to sleep, maybe I'll dream the answer! Aunt, is there any more washed bed linen in the closet? Is it over? How hard life is!

Wednesday

Collective field trip.
AU had high hopes for this trip.
In the beginning, everything was perfect, the road, common songs on the bus, attention from UA. When we arrived and settled in the trailer, everyone was cheerful and looking forward to the adventure. Then there was a collective barbecue in nature, grilled meat in the open air, ate and washed down with alcohol. And... Everything.
A friend said that AU just got drunk corny. Got drunk and fell asleep. Just like that ... bored ... got drunk and fell asleep, did not touch anyone, did not tell anything about relatives. She didn't even ask to be taken to the bathroom. Just... fell asleep. In the morning, AU did not have a hangover, because she drank just that yesterday ... Well, like a mosquito drank in general. There was no syndrome, there was a bad mood. The plan to seduce again failed.
When she got home, she just locked herself in her room and cried. To improve my mood, I tore off the bed linen from the bed and wanted to change it for fresh, but I remembered that there was no fresh linen. She cried even harder and fell asleep right there on the bare mattress. Life wasn't fair!

Friday

The week was coming to an end, UA invited all the subordinates after work in a cafe around the corner.
AU thought she finally got her chance.
From the moment AU got out of prison until today, she has been working on a new secret project. The task was simple: to come up with such a chemical agent to remain in the mind and memory after alcohol. Moreover, AU wanted everyone who would later test this remedy to remain cheerful and excited from alcohol, but there were no side effects from alcohol. And today, AU decided to test this remedy for itself! The girl remembered everything that happened after she mixed this remedy with alcohol. Everything, down to the smallest detail. She drank, ate and... No, she didn't forget anything. She remembered how she danced on the table, then she did not let anyone sing in karaoke, she took the microphone from everyone and sang herself. Then she went to the next room, where people she didn’t know were resting and offered to arrange a competition on the topic: “Who drinks more and then sings better.” Unfortunately, she even remembered how she was loaded into an ambulance and put on a drip! Diagnosis: “Poisoning" she also remembered. She spent the whole night in the hospital, and in the morning she was taken home by UA. She also remembered this.

Monday again (exactly two years ago, on the same Monday, UA carried AU home for the first time on his back)

On Monday, UA told AU to stay at home, he was worried that the girl was still sick. In the morning, UA brought a new refrigerator, and then brought food to fill the refrigerator. However, AU was sad. AU was a person of action, when something didn’t work out for her, she came to her senses for a long time. And today the girl was hard on the soul. Of course, maybe it was a side effect of the chemical that she mixed with alcohol, but most likely that was not the case. The sadness was that UA had not carried AU anywhere on her back for a long time. He drove her in his car. And it was... Boring. And not romantic. These were the thoughts in AU's head when she went for a walk in the evening.
Her feet carried her to the park where she first met the boneless dog, Lord. Yes, yes, right here...
While thinking about UA, the girl suddenly saw a dog in the same place.
- Oh, Lord, hello, important dog!
AU caressed the dog while she thought how good it is that UA is a man of habit and ties the dog in the same place before going to the toilet! These are the thoughts that went through AU's head when she saw her lover's dog. And then ... The idea was born in the head of the AU instantly!
AU approached the Lord, lay down on the ground next to him, grabbed the leash, closed her eyes. And ... I began to wait for the UA to return.
The pitted dog Lord was barking and tearing off the leash. Her barking could be heard even from the toilet and UA almost ran back to the dog. The picture he saw was familiar to him. However, the Lord behaved differently this time.
The lord tried with all his might to inform the owner that the female, with whom they spent the night last time, was plotting a deception. Not being drunk, she pretended to be drunk. Lord, a blue-blooded dog, did not tolerate deceit. If people suddenly began to understand him, he would tell a lot about this! But, unfortunately, people did not understand him! Even the adored host did not understand.
The owner behaved exactly the same as last time, and it seems he was even glad that everything was repeating itself! However, the Lord, a dog without a bone, knew the truth, and all the time was torn from the leash. The owner's back rested while using the car and didn't even seem to mind carrying the AU again. The lord gave up and admitted his defeat only near the AU house. He even remembered the pile of bones that were then lying under the bed, and decided to close his eyes to the deception, in anticipation of the upcoming feast. However, when the female suddenly kissed the owner and the owner answered the female in the same way, and then the female ordered to carry her into the room, the owner suddenly let go of the leash from his hands and the door was slammed in front of the Lord's very nose! Here you have a feast for the whole world, here you have sugar bones lying under the bed!
In the morning, my aunt took Lord out for a walk, and then took him to her room. Thank God, the owner of UA did not get to this room during the cleaning and there were a lot of things under the aunt's bed, including bones.

AU and UA woke up only in the afternoon and lay for a long time with their eyes closed. Both hesitated to look at each other. AU was wondering if UA would take over after this stormy night. What UA was thinking, I don't know.
What do you think about this?