Back to the USSR from a parallel reality
In this dream, the Russian leader was so depressed and upset by how the events of his special operation in Ukraine developed, after 4 years it began, that he practically stopped going out into the light of day from his deep well protected bunker, so he became very small, shriveled from continuous failures and the defeats of his army and the loss of so many of his beloved generals and colonels.
So he decided to spend all the remaining funds on the creation of a time machine in order to go back to the very beginning of this adventure and save himself from eternal shame.
Yes, he wanted return to the time where he was so loved and respected by everyone and all over the world and no one would dare to impose these damned doomsday sanctions on him and his country. And besides he wanted returned back with such a way so great number of tanks, armored personnel carriers, cars, artillery installations, aircrafts, helicopters, missiles and other military technic and devices which lost, terminated during this special operation! At the same time war is stuck against him, despite so heavy losses, not a single city was captured on Ukraine and the whole world only hated Russia and its leader!
That’s why in deadly desperation this leader turned to Elon Musk and made him an offer:
-Listen, Elon, you defeated me in this war together with the West, and I will not see Ukraine as my own ears. Please help me, and I will pay you well for that. Create for me a personalized time machine. I'm offering you 200 billion dollars right now, and then when you complete this project and send me back to February 23th, 2022, I will give you another 200 billion dollars.
A week later, Elon Musk completed the Kremlin’s task.
So dictator of Russia, without postponing, quickly ride on to this time machine and run away to the past happy times from this cursed and horrible present, the world of hybrid wars and visceral hates and so canning West.
However the car that Elon Mask leased to Putin was a one-time use, and sent him much further than onto the February 23 2022, as he wanted, to return to the Kremlin again and without problems rule until the end of the fourth term and then after 2024 be elected again and so on. Instead the car sent him not to 4 years but 40 years back!
And worst of all, it sent him into a parallel reality where the world was completely different.
In this new world, the USSR continued to exist at the present time, which, as you know, Putin so sought and about the collapse of which he lamented all his life and shed so much blood in Ukraine, and Syria, and Chechenstan, and Russia itself in order to correct this geopolitical tragedy. But only in this new world the USSR was completely different, his leader also different, he originated from Central Asia. That's why USSR looks quite different and its national leader was looking like our Nurlan Motuev. Or maybe it was him exactly.
So there this new leader established a completely different model of Eurasian civilization. What we used to call the Russian World has become completely different in essence and name. I can’t remember exactly what this USSR was called from a parallel reality: either the Kara-Kitay world, or Tartarian Khaganate or the Altai-Ugric Kindom, or the Kushano-Turania, but I know for sure that there was no place for Putin and today's Russia at all.
So in this new reality, the national leader, completely unknown, had to get a job as a house manager or even plumber in a city on the outskirts of this empire.
All this has provoked another stride of wonderful transformations. In our world, in which we all live at the present time, dear reader, everything has changed radically - everything has become completely different: Putin disappeared somewhere, as if he had evaporated into thin air together with his endless adventures and crimes. There was no mention of any war in Ukraine, or in Syria, or in Chechnya - in general, mankind forgot about wars, but instead of all this, they turned their eyes to space and already managed to conquer Mars, Venus, and even found the first colonies on the dark cool side of Mercury .
The possibilities for life have become truly limitless and on Earth there are much fewer problems with apartments and border conflicts over land and disputes have come to the end. In space, we find out quite a lot of such goodness and things.
This was the coolest and greatest operation of Elon Musk, which completely changed our world - the main brake for all of humanity removed at all, who came to power at the very end of the 20th century and during these 22 years slowed down the whole world and rolled it far back.
Damn it and we considered him almost as our god!
Allah will never forgive us for this!
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