Wo ai ni, Andy 9

Beidaihe.Massage room
Before leaving for the resort, in an hour of particular melancholy, Lilith sat in front of her laptop and flipped through the sites where Andy's films were posted. There were many films, there were films where Andy starred, there were films where Andy acted as a producer, and there were films where the favorite actor starred in episodes.
True, it was not immediately clear to which category the film belongs. The Chinese were so confused. I mean translations of Chinese films into Russian.
The film that Lola was going to see was called: "Golden Hen". Yes, I agree, the title was far from poetic. The theme of the film was even further away from poetry. The film was a comedy.
In short, the film was about this: a woman who moonlighted as a representative of the most ancient profession went to the bank to withdraw her miserable 99 dollars from her card. The ATM was in the bank annex.
And just as she wanted to perform this simple operation, a robber ran up to her. As a result of the awkward movements of the robber, it turned out that the ATM and the extension to the bank were blocked.
And the prostitute offered the robber to get one dollar out of his pocket. At that moment, when the blocking would be lifted, and the ATM would start working again, the robber, with the help of a prostitute, would withdraw 99 dollars from the woman’s card, and then add another one, his dollar, and he would have a serious amount of integers in his hands. 100 dollars!
And then the prostitute began to tell, to the twitchy and tortured robber, stories from her life. The man tried to cover his ears and not listen, but she kept telling and telling. And among these stories, there was a story where Lilith's pet, Andy, fit in smoothly, and also, in this episode, there was a theme of massage.
It was like this: at that time, a prostitute worked as a masseuse. When she entered the room to get a massage, a man was lying on the couch with his head in the hole. Something prompted the masseuse to the idea that in the room there was not just a man, but a Man who was adored by ninety percent of women in China, that is, Andy.
In this film, Andy played himself.
At first, the masseuse tried to understand if she was mistaken, but the client did not want to raise her head so that she could give herself a definite answer. Then, without thinking twice, she crawled under the couch and nevertheless established the truth. Now she knew who was on the massage table. The face in the hole belonged to Andy.
Then she set out to determine the size of Andy's manhood, then she reacted violently to the fact that in her massage parlor he really was Andy.
The man had to get up and press his finger to his lips to calm the exalted lady.
The episode changed, the prostitute was telling something emotionally to the robber in Chinese, and then the film smoothly rolled over to episodes where Andy was no longer playing, and Lola turned off the laptop.
But back to the massage parlor at the medical center at the Open Hotel and Lilith, who was in pain and cursed herself for agreeing to a massage.
The massage hour was long. In order to somehow entertain herself, Lilith remembered episodes from the film and the ill-fated hole in the couch. Lola's face lay in the same hole now.
Remembering Andy's expression, at the moment when he found the masseuse sitting under the couch, Lolita giggled softly, the masseur took Lola's chuckle personally and slapped her soft spot.
This ended the massage session. Another masseur entered the room with his client, and Zhenya became surprisingly serious and prim. Exasperated and completely stupefied, Lola went out into the corridor and did not immediately realize where she needed to go. The masseur gently nudged her in the right direction.Рукопись полностью по этой ссылке http://proza.ru/2022/03/22/197