One hundred and five roses

-Expensive? Good morning, Sunshine! Happy March 8th, you! Kitty, sunshine, where are you? I brought you breakfast in bed!
What are you doing under the bed?
-Shh! The ghosts will hear!
- Ghosts? Did you watch TV again until morning?
- No, I read the article on the Internet! Can you imagine, it turns out that the March 8 holiday was given to women by the emperor of Russia for their contribution to the struggle for women's rights! That's when the feminist movement was born!
-So what? And what are you doing here?
-In the morning I had a bad dream, I don’t remember what, but I remember that it became hard for me to breathe!
-Wow!
-I woke up, caught my breath, opened my eyes and saw that my bedroom was full of women, they did not fit into the room and some even stood in the corridor!
Let me help you get out from under
beds. Your cheeks are red! Do you have a fever?
-You do not believe me?
-What you! I believe... of course, but...
- In the hands of the women were heavy square tablets made of wood, they were painted calls: "Women-freedom, land - peasants, bread-hungry!!!".
- Well, let's say, but I don't understand, but what do you have to do with it?
-Women so loudly all in one voice said that I had a headache!
- Come to me, I will calm you down!
-Not! They will punish me then! They shouted that on March 8, 1917, they went to a rally and fought for the rights of women, and I am unworthy! I live quietly, accept your care, as well as love, and do not fight!
-Ah... so... Wait, I'll call your mom now!
- Don't mom! They shouted that a woman should live independently of her parents and her husband!
-So what should I do? You won't accept my help!
- Well, I've come up with something, but promise me that you'll help make it happen!
-Okay... Well, okay... Speak up!
“Is that what you were going to give me today?”
-You about it? This was a surprise! I'll bring it now, wait!
- Stop! No need! I already know! I saw the gift you prepared!
-Oh!
-Learn at least to hide gifts in different places!
- I'm sorry... However...
- I saw this ring! Nice ring but...
- You didn't like the ring?
-That's not the point. The ring is beautiful, but ... In general, the point is this, now there are one hundred and five women in our apartment, you don’t see them, but I see how they threaten me.
-My God...
-To appease the spirit of these women, you must buy a hundred and five roses!
-O! I finally got it! Oh, you are my fantasy! How did I forget that you wanted an unusual and very romantic gift! Thank God, otherwise I thought that your roof had gone crazy and I was going to call a psychiatric hospital! I'm sorry! So how many women do you say accumulated in our apartment (laughs) one hundred and five? I went!
-Where?
- I’ll go to my office, to the computer, I’ll find a site where you can order so many roses with home delivery! Or maybe...
-What?
“Maybe we can still get by with the ring?”
- Dear (threateningly) you want me to get hurt?
-No, what are you! You are the most valuable thing on this earth for me! And yet, don't scare me like that next time, but just say, I want two hundred roses! Cunning!
- Not two hundred, but one hundred and five! (laughs) yes, I am! What to do if you don't understand hints!
(Waits until the husband leaves, and then whispers)
-Women, if he buys roses, and each of you gets a rose, will you leave then? That's for sure? For good? Don't cheat?