Intimate moment

 Dedicated to the cats of Mr. Gong Yoo

 -Meow, soft tail number one, how did you sleep?
 -Bad, soft tail number two, couldn't sleep!
 -Why?
 - The owner was not at home!
 -So what?  Today was not, tomorrow will be!  Tail number one, no need to be sad!
 -You feel good!  You gave your energy to the owner last week and now you are empty, but what should I do?
 -Like what?  Can you share with me!
 - No, no, this is for the owner!
 - The owner is on set, will be back in three days!  Can you stand it?  Or maybe (playfully rubs his tail) will you still share?
 - Well... (thinks) no, I'll still wait for the owner.  After the shooting, he will come tired and all exhausted, and here I am, jumping on his stomach, and that's it!
 -What all?
 -Everything means everything!
 - No, you still tell me what your words mean?
 - Don't you have anything to do?  Go, wash your face, wash your mustache, you smell like fish, which the owner brought from fishing!
 -Can't be!  The owner caught the fish and brought it two days ago, I ate it right there!  Does it smell?  (spins around, tries to catch the smell)
 -Yes!  Smells!  I told you not to eat right away!  You have to wait until the fish rests in the bowl!  And you... (mimicking) you have to hurry, hurry!
 - Yes, okay, don't be mad!  That extra energy went into your head!  I say, share the energy!  (takes a step towards a friend)
 -Stay where you are!  You tail number two, you treacherous type!  And do not hope that you will take energy by deceit!  Energy for the owner and only for him!
 -Enough for you!
 - Don't get close!
 -Tail number one, I'm mad at you!  I'll go to the bedroom, lie down on the owner's pillow!
 -Well, okay!  And I'll go where his things hang!  Things also smell like the owner!  What?  Did the door knock?  Hooray!  The owner is back!  Not!  He is not alone.  Is he... with a female?
 Tail number two, are you there yet?  What do we do?
-Like what?  Meet!  We are the pride of the owner!  You have to show your best side!  What is he doing?  Master, where are you taking us?  It's us, your tailed friends!
 - Shut up already!  Don't meow so loud!  It's useless!
 -Why?
 Haven't you heard that the female that came with the owner is allergic to cat hair!
 - No, you heard that?  Why go to a house where decent cats live if you have allergies?  Go to your home!  And don't ruin the lives of others!  What are you?
 - My stomach hurts!  Too much energy!  And sparks fly from the mustache!
 - I say, give urgently excess energy!
 - No (groans) it's for the owner.  When the female leaves, I will lie down on his legs or on his stomach and share my energy!  I know, after all, that he is completely tired from filming and exhausted! And after my help, he immediately feels better!
 - You are a hero, gray tail number one!  The owner just doesn't need your energy right now!  Can't you hear!  Several more females came to him, and then two more males!  Now they will have fun until the morning!  So that...
 - Okay, white tail number two, come here!  I will share!  Only... You remember that the exchange of... energies is such a... intimate thing!
 -And what do you suggest?
 - We need to go behind the third hanger, no one will disturb us there!
 -Well, that's too much!  So what?  All cats do it!
 - If we are interrupted in the middle of an exchange, it will be unpleasant!  And I don't like confusion!  I even saw it on TV...
 -What?
 - I saw in one program that after such embarrassment I had to call a veterinary ambulance!
 -Wow!  Even so?  Well, (rubbing his tail) then let's go faster for the third hanger!
The next morning.

 - Well, did the owner call you?
 -Yes.
 -What about you?
 -I'm nothing!
 - Didn't give him energy?
 -Not.
 -Correctly.  There is nothing to invite extraneous females to visit.  Yes, even those with allergies to cats!  But still...
 -What?
 - I'm thinking, aren't we being too harsh with him?  It's still our master!  The poor man is lying, his head hurts after yesterday!  Can we go to him?
 -But there is no sense, there is no more healing energy!
 -I have!  You gave me yesterday!
 -Here you are!  Well, go to him!
 -So I'll go!
 -Go, go!
 -And I'll go!  Well, did I go?  Hey master, where are you?
 -Where, where, but you don’t know!  The owner went to the gym! He always goes to the gym after such parties.  Though crawling, but it goes!
 -In gym?  And what about me?  Where should I put my energy now?
 -Well... let's go share!?
 - I don't want a third hanger!  Let's go to the owner's bed, he won't be back before three hours anyway!
 - And that's true! How warm and soft it is here! The bed is the best place to exchange... energies!  Well, tail number two, let's begin!  Come... Here... Don't breathe so hard and don't meow so loudly!  Knocking down the whole mood!  Mustaches never stand on end!  Let's start!  As always, lightly rub your whiskers against mine! (cats touch each other with their whiskers a little, this is an exchange of energy) Phew!  Now everything is equal!  Half your energy, half mine!  And the mustache no longer beats with current!