Go to our club!

               Cheers!;
What's cooking, good-looking? Что означает How's it going?;
Have you ever heard of a really-really cool English club, my friend? Have you never heard how to enjoy and chillax, studying English? ;
Score! Don't bug me! Shall you go with me? ;
I have come here to tell you about our club " If tuplyu". Btw, I'm not even sure how to live without this club. It's not a good club, it's the best one! It's a really-really cool club! You see, it's just a jaw-dropping club and our coach is awesome and loose cannon! ;
The truth is I failed to study English at school and University. I don't usually like to learn by heart new words to forget them quickly again. It matters to me. ;
And what about you?;
Either way you don't really care about all this stuff.;
I used to be sure that I would never learn English. The truth is I love to pretend,( especially, I love to pretend that I love to pretend), but this text was written after one month of training at this club.;
Ain't nobody demands the impossible from  you here.;
You don't have to be an excellent student.;
Stop trying to study English and just come here!;
If you got a problem with English and you don't wanna waste your time, just open the diary in the morning  and a new phrase won't let you go away all day. ;
Keep practicing and driving crazy about our club! I hope you'll be very happy here! You'll hardly wanna go away from here! Shall you go to us???