Where balloons come from in the USA. I know...

For many days, all residents of the United States solve a difficult riddle:
where do the balloons come from?
Many versions are put forward, from cunning Chinese to tipsy aliens.

I will also try to put forward my most likely version.

President Biden was sitting and bored in the White House.
A set of multicolored balloons caught his eye.
Suddenly, a great idea popped up in Grandpa's brain.
He took the kit, tore open the packaging and began to inflate the first balloon with effort.
When the case was completed, he was on a government connection
I called a secret agent from the Pentagon.
Whispering instructions in his ear and passing the balloon,
Biden was talking to an agent.
The agent returned to the Pentagon.
After a short time, a courier left the military department.
The balloon was delivered to area "A" and launched into the sky from there...
This operation was repeated several times by President Biden and agents from the Pentagon...

The balloons that took off, inflated by Biden, created a multi
-day commotion among all residents of the United States.
The essence of these manipulations is transparent and obvious - to create panic among the population,
and under this, to increase the financing of the military industry,
to distract people from the pressing problems of the country.

President Biden was sitting in his office and inflating another balloon.
There was a knock on the door and Pelosi came in.
"Oh, Nancy, - the host of the White House rejoiced, - get ready.
We'll be blowing big soap bubbles soon..."