Graceful gestures on Kosti-NF. A story

Graceful gestures on Kosti-NF. A story.


Mrs. Quicktalker entered Mr. Wintertund’s office in a light T-shirt, light trousers and a stylish cardigan jacket:

- I want to clarify some details of our information policy. We give information about the online Barbie. Everyone understands everything: what act was committed, who is to blame. We report a case in Sergei-Polysad - in general, everyone understands who is to blame and what is the case. We gave information about a provincial maniac: here is a surname, here are scary stories ... And about this saltpeter and about tanks with gas: we are informing public for the second day, but there seems to be no information about the guilty ones ...

- The online Barbie has real estate in one of the prestigious Arab countries. Rich people from all over the world come there. A man came from our country. Online Barbie owns a 500 square meter penthouse, and he has a four-room apartment on the third floor. What should he to do? He goes to a restaurant. The online Barbie enters in a dress of the latest fashion, and with him a girl - she is simply fashionably dressed. What does he feel?

- And these ones? The rest?

- Everyone has their own story, their own plot ...

Mr. Wintertund paused and joked:

- And who is to blame for the default 25 years ago?

Mrs. Quicktalker laughed. She took off her trendy jacket. Under it was a T-shirt with the inscription “Литры Рассола”, got up from the chair, walked to the window and returned to her chair.

- You don’t need to twist with your butt (ass) in my office! - Mr. Wintertund said discontentedly. - If you will go for a promotion, then you will twist with your ass. Go to work!

Mrs. Quicktalker took a fashionable summer jacket and left the Mr. Wintertund’s office.

“They dress themselves more fashionably, and they start to twist with their butts !” - Mr. Wintertund thought discontentedly.


August 16, 2023 23:49


[MDCCXCIII. Journalistess from the province, the People's Ultimatum of Tsikhanouskaya, and metropolitan mortgage. A sketch. - October 27, 2020.
MDCCXCIX. The balanced information. A story about a difficult media problem. - October 29, 2020.
MDCCCIII. Day of National Unity and another Karamzinius at the Kosti-NF radio station. A story. - October 31, 2020.
MDCCCV. Trishka’s Kaftan. The Media sketch. - November 2, 2020.
MDCCCIX. "Conditions" radio program on Kosti-NF. The story. - November 4, 2020.
MDCCCXVI. The support for bloggers on Kosti-NF. A sketch. - November 7, 2020.
MDCCCXXXVI. Elections in Moldova on Kosti-NF. A story. - November 15, 2020.
MDCCCXLII. Brandenburg Gate on Kosti-NF. A story. - November 18, 2020.
MDCCCXLVI. Mafia of a bearded frog on Kosti-NF. A story. - November 20, 2020.
MDCCCLI. We know what will be tomorrow. On Kosti-NF. A story. - November 22, 2020.
MDCCCLXXV. The dismissal of Chubais on Kosti-NF. A buff-story. - December 3, 2020.
MDCCCLXXXI. A new appointment to the post of great Tolik and a media pill on Kosti-NF. The story. - December 5, 2020.
MDCCCXCIII. A great Tolik  and the aid to the African state of Longo on Kosti-NF. The story. - December 10, 2020.
MCMII. Brezhnev, Archipelago, Frankfurt on Kosti-NF. A buff-story. - December 13, 2020.
MCMIX. A Five thousandth radio reportage on Kosti-NF. A story. - December 19, 2020.
MCMXIV. Dear thimbleriggers on Kosti-NF. A story. - December 21, 2020.
MCMXVI. A movie script on the Kosti-NF. A story. - December 23, 2020.
MCMXIX. Alexander Herzen on the Kosti-NF. The story (continued). - December 25, 2020.
MCMXLII. Oscaritos on the Kosti-NF. The story (continued). - January 7, 2021.
MCMLX. A chinese casket on the Kosti-NF. A story (continued). - January 20, 2021.
MCMLXXXI. The most loyal story of January 2021 and the Trans-Baikal literary prize on Kosti-NF. A story. - January 31, 2021.
MCMLXXXVI. Literature out of wooden spoons on the Kosti-NF. A story. - February 2, 2021.
MCMLXXXIX. A sinister plan on the Kosti-NF. A story. - February 3, 2021.
MCMXС. A discrediting of the sinister plan on the Kosti-NF. A story. - February 4, 2021.
MCMXСI. The third version of the banning of three TV channels on Kosti-NF. A story. - February 5, 2021.
MCMXСIV. The adventure of interview about the power plants accidents on Kosti-NF. A story. - February 5, 2021.
MCMXСV. A morning coffee with the thesaurus on Kosti-NF. A story. - February 6, 2021.
MMV. A new, exciting, literature on Kosti-NF. A funny story. - February 11, 2021.
MMIX. A confidential actions on Kosti-NF. A story. - February 14, 2021.
MMXXII. Two cups of tea on the Kosti-NF. An educational story. - February 19, 2021.
MMXLII. The thick journalism on the Kosti-NF. A story about a media kitchen. - March 2, 2021.
MMXLV. A parliamentary sketch on the Kosti-NF. A story. - March 3, 2021.].
MMXLVI. An alarming rumors from the lobby of the Ministry of Culture on Kosti-NF. A buff-story. - March 4, 2021.
MMСXLV. Secret department of intellectual borrowing on Kosti-NF. A story. - May 3, 2021.
MMСLXXI. The God's things are of a great cost, the  demon's values are cheap. The meaning of words on Kosti-NF. A story. - May 19, 2021.
MMСLXXIV. 1125th myth on Russia on Kosti-NF. A story. - May 21, 2021.
MMСLXXVIII. The theme of the Athens-Vilnius flight on Kosti-NF. The story. - May 24, 2021.
MMСLXXXI. The Mysterious SMS on Kosti-NF. A story. - May 25, 2021.
MMСXCVIII. The program "History" on Kosti-NF. A story. - June 4, 2021.
MMСCXXXII. A Burmese casket on Kosti-NF. A story.. - June 22, 2021.
MMСCCXL. Institute of Central Asia on Kosti-NF. A story. - August 25, 2021.
MMСCCLIV. A soft management of Russial culture, rewarding of affectionate girls and of Frol Gitis on Kosti-NF. A story. - September 3, 2021.
MMСCCLVII. The East-Asian policy of August-September 2021 on Kosti-NF. A story. - September 4, 2021.
MMСCCLXXII. United power with Minma on Kosti-NF. A foreign policy sketch. - September 14, 2021.
MMСCCLXXXIV. Oligarchs on the Kosti-NF. A story. - September 23, 2021.
MMСCCXСIII. The list of candidates for the weighty Internet award on Kosti-NF. Internet sketch. - September 27, 2021.
MMСCCXСVI. An unprecedented attack on freedom of media on Kosti-NF. A sketch. - September 29, 2021.
MMСCCXСIX. An Inviolability of the home on Kosti-NF. Or what the first consul was hinting at. A political sketch. - October 1, 2021.
MMCDV. Doctor Evil changes his mask. On Kosti-NF. A sketch. - October 4, 2021.
MMCDVIII. A miraculous recovery on the free radio station Kosti-NF. A sketch. - October 6, 2021.
MMCDXXV. The economic breakthrough on Kosti-NF. A sketch. - October 14, 2021.
MMCDLV. A cashing out of journalism on Kosti-NF. A story. - October 27, 2021.
MMDLI. The elections in the Academy and a new media trick on Kosti-NF. A story. - December 2, 2021.
MMDLXX. A creative trillions through a Russian classics; a film about space on Kosti-NF. A story. - December 9, 2021.
MMDCIII. A clown on Kosti-NF. - December 19, 2021.
MMDCXIV. Aunt Manya (from a distant provincial village) and the new Stalingrad Cauldron on Kosti-NF. A story. - December 24, 2021.
MMDCXXXI. The daughter of a boxer and the daughter of an educator on Kosti-NF. A story. - December 29, 2021.
MMDCXLIII. A painting by Caravaggio "The Cardsharps" (1596) on Kosti-NF. A story. - January 2, 2022.
MMDCLII. A validol on Kosti-NF. A story. - January 5, 2022.
MMDCLXXX. Agents of Pestalozzi on Kosti-NF. A story. - January 13, 2022.
MMDCXCV. Cultural Observers of Kosti-NF and "How Young We Were". Культурные обозреватели Кости-NF и «как молоды мы были». A work of the East-Republican fine internet-art. - January 17, 2022.
MMDCCXXI. The energy blackout on Kosti-NF. A story. - January 25, 2022.
MMDCCLVI. A mug with the names of journalists on Kosti-NF. A story. - February 8, 2022.
MMDCCLXVII. The unpaid (in full) taxes on Kosti-NF. A story. -  February 12, 2022.].
MMDCCLXXXIV. Information about the Olympiad on Kosti-NF. A story. -  February 20, 2022.
MMDCCXCI. An Italian villa on Kosti-NF. A story. - February 23, 2022.
MMDCCCVII. Specialists in China on Kosti-NF. A story. - March 3, 2022.
MMDCCCXII. The march of clowns and the distribution of ice cream before the holiday on March 8 on Kosti-NF. A story. - March 6, 2022.
MMDCCCXX. Humor and Greetings for the vietnamese man on Kosti-NF. A story. - March 11, 2022.
MMDCCCXXIV. A song about the Komsomolskaya square in Moscow on Kosti-NF. A story. - March 14, 2022.
MMDCCCXXV. The Geostrategist on Kosti-NF. A story. -  March 15, 2022.
MMDCCCXXXIII. A joining to Rumyantsev on Kosti-NF. A story. - March 19, 2022.
MMDCCCXXXIV. A conversation about the situation in the banking sector on Kosti-NF. A story. - March 20, 2022.
MMDCCCXLIII. A black literary sails on Kosti-NF. A story. - March 24, 2022.
MMDCCCLXI. Historical Parallels of 1920 and of 1941 on Kosti-NF. A story. - April 3, 2022.
MMDCCCLXXXIII. An attempt to rename the Italian campaign of Alexander Suvorov on Kosti-NF. A story. - April 16, 2022.
MMDCCCLXXXIX. Transactions  with historical surnames on Kosti-NF. A story. - April 16, 2022.
MMDCCCXCII. Broke through on Kosti-NF. ("All FUFLO will be ours"). A story. - April 17, 2022.
MMDCCCXCVI. The Chinese Wisdom on Kosti-NF. A story. - April 20, 2022.
MMCMX. Don't stomp like elephants! – on Kosti-NF. A story. - April 27, 2022.
MMCMXLIV. The intellectual theft from Emperors Paul the First and Alexander the First on Kosti-NF. A story. - May 10, 2022.
MMMLXVII. Helping young authors on Kosti-NF. A story. - July 16, 2022.
MMMLXXIX. Diplomatic Ceylonian on Kosti-NF. A story. - July 26, 2022.
MMMLXXXVI. The operation "K" and the other adventures of Kosti-NF. A story. - July 31, 2022.
MMMXCII. A world economic catastrophe and a brief lesson in practical journalism on Kosti-NF. A story. - August 5, 2022.
MMMXCVIII. A Revolution of monetization (from U-Turbo). On Kosti-NF. A story. - August 10, 2022.
MMMXCIX. 105 years of Sonya Golden Hand on the Kosti-NF. A story. - August 11, 2022.
MMMCII. A certificate of ownership on the NPP "Pripolie" for Pavel Efimovich out of Kosti-NF. A story. - August 14, 2022.
MMMCIII. The export of the achievements of the MIC for the currency of countries, who do not cave in, on Kosti-NF. A story. - August 15, 2022.
MMMCVII. Advances in Economic Policy on Kosti-NF. A story. - August 19, 2022.
MMMCVIII. The accelerated saturation of the automotive market with competitive products on Kosti-NF. A story. - August 20, 2022.
MMMCIX. Fairy tales about the methodology of increasing income of ordinary citizens on Kosti-NF. A story. - August 21, 2022.
MMMCXI. Mumu on Kosti-NF. A story. - August 23, 2022.
MMMCXVIII. The poker face for a game in the international energy market on Kosti-NF. A story. - August 29, 2022.
MMMCXXXII. The funding for cultural initiatives on Kosti-NF. A story. - September 4, 2022.
MMMCXXXIV. Cessna, Russial aircraft, on Kosti-NF. A story. - September 5, 2022.
MMMCXXXV. A protection of the constitutional right to rest. On Kosti-NF. A story. -
September 6, 2022.
MMMCXLV. Signs of upcoming changes on Kosti-NF. A story. - September 15, 2022.
MMMCLVIII. A Chekhov Week (the radio play "Three Ministers") on Kosti-NF. A humorous story. - September 26, 2022.
MMMCLXIII. Aesop and Kutuzov on Kosti-NF. A story. - September 27, 2022 - October 3, 2022.
MMMCXCIX. A Russian trace on Kosti-NF. A story. - October 29, 2022.
MMMCCXXI. A pitchforks (hayfork) of 1812 on Kosti-NF. A story. - December 22, 2022.
MMMCCXXVIII. A community of cultural observers on Kosti-NF. A story. - January 15, 2023.
MMMCCXXXIX. Analysis of previously made predictions on Kosti-NF. A story. - February 9, 2023.
MMMCCXLVII. 15 million rubles for Gombos on Kosti-NF. A story.  - March 13, 2023.
MMMCCLXIV. Non-resistance to evil by violence on Kosti-NF. The story. - April 28, 2023
MMMCCLXXXIV. The correct name of the cutlet department of the culinary school from the Ruzsky region. On Kosti-NF. A story-scenario. - June 2, 2023.
MMMCCC. Ah-Dam on Kosti-NF. A story. - June 17, 2023.
MMMCCCX. Zevaki on Kosti-NF. A story. - June 27, 2023.
MMMCCCXV. The foreign dacha of the silent editor-in-chief on Kosti-NF. A story. - July 6, 2023.
MMMCCCXVII. A Climate Apocalypse on Kosti-NF. A story. - July 10, 2023.
MMMCCCXXVII. Vladik is training. On Kosti-NF. A story. - July 25, 2023.
MMMCCCXXXI. A wedding in Malinovka on Kosti-NF. A story. - August 1, 2023.
MMMCCCXXXV. Aircraft carrier on the hills of Manchuria. On Kosti-NF. A story. - August 7, 2023.
MMMCCCXXXVI. Outdated history textbooks on Kosti-NF. A story. - August 8, 2023.
MMMCCCXXXVII. A construction feeding [“Kormlenije”] on Kosti-NF. A story. - August 8, 2023. ].


Translation from Russian into English: August 17, 2023 01:00
Владимир Владимирович Залесский “ Изящные телодвижения на Кости-NF. Рассказ ”.


{ 3372. Изящные телодвижения на Кости-NF. Рассказ. - 16 августа 2023 г.
MMMCCCXLIII. Graceful gestures on Kosti-NF. A story. - August 16, 2023.


Vladimir Zalessky Internet-bibliotheca. Интернет-библиотека Владимира Залесского. }