No questions...

 After the final count of the number of questions to the President of the Russian Federation at his extensive press conference, about three and a half million were recorded!

 This is a number that evokes involuntary respect!

 And if the opposite happened, imagine, Vladimir Vladimirovich enters the hall with a confident gait, sits down comfortably in a chair, and Dmitry Peskov says to him:

 - Mr. President of the Russian Federation, Vladimir Vladimirovich, there are no questions at all!

 And she pointedly shows him the empty pieces of paper in her hands.

 - How not!?  - Putin raises his eyebrows in surprise.

 - And so, everything is going fine in the country, the people have no questions or wishes for the president, everyone is fine, everyone is happy with everything, everyone understands and fully accepts, supports the domestic and foreign policy that you, Vladimir Vladimirovich, are pursuing for the benefit of the people  and the Russian state!

 - Well, since there are no questions, then I went to work further in the same vein!  - Putin sighs with relief, then quickly gets up, long, prolonged applause is heard from the hall, the curtain...