Blitz

When I was in the USA, I once went with my two friends Devin and Lorenzo to Las Vegas.
We walk along the strip, this is one of the popular streets of Vegas, and we are approached by a woman who is clearly sleeping for money, and this is not a security.
She says, “Boys, do you want to have some fun?”
And I quickly answer her, they have already had fun together. At the same time, they don’t hear me, She gives them a thumbs up and they smile at her too.

We had some free time, and how can you spend your free time in Las Vegas? Well, of course, come to the chess club, which I saw and suggested to the guys.
They looked at each other and said, great idea, let's go there!
Well, here we are, a calm atmosphere, pleasant music. And not many people. There is a bar, absolutely magnificent!
We played games, blitz, these are five-minute matches. I watched basketball on TV.
I played several games, 5-minute blitzes, and went to watch basketball on TV in another room, and the guys stayed to play further.

And then, about an hour later, I go back to them and in front of me is an amazing picture. Devin sits in his underpants. Lorenzo is completely naked. Naked Kings! As it turned out, they gambled for money, lost all the money, and then began to gamble for clothes. I could barely contain my laughter seeing the faces of my furious friends. I wanted to buy the clothes from the winner. But the winner refused me. The club was closing. As a farewell gift, we were given a chessboard, with the words - practice at home!

And the Lorenzo who was completely naked, covered with this board, went out into the night in Las Vegas. My friends said a completely shocking phrase: If we are arrested naked again in Las Vegas (Again!), we will be sent to prison for a month.
We again passed by the same Woman, guardian of love, she remembered us, smiled, and she gave them the thumbs up again, and my friends shyly showed back.


We were allowed into the club without dress control. The most interesting thing was that while we were there, people approached me to get acquainted, not them.
There was a sex shop there and I bought them clothes. Devin was in a sailor’s suit, with a huge cutout in the ass, and Lorenzo was in a police uniform with a huge cutout in the ass.

And so we go out into the street and meet again with the same policeman, but Lorenzo decided to play the role of a policeman and says, officer, I arrested them and will escort them to the police station!
We turn and... We hear a voice, it's you chess players!
How did he know? Well, of course, Lorenzo had a chessboard in his hands.
But during a month in prison, they learned to play chess!
This is my story, stay tuned.


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