I am writer

Five years ago, I came to the USA, California, San Diego to publish my book about music "Show me your hits", the agency said, we don't care what it is, we like the title of the book! And i wished living like Jim Morrison, parties, dancing, and a little poetry.
I only had money for three days.
So no parties and dancing for now.
I'm walking down the street, and an unfamiliar woman smiles at me and says, you look like an actor.
You mean my stand-up show?
No, you look like a serial killer from documentaries.
She took a photo with me and I went further to the literary agency.
When I arrived, I was told that our director was in a psychiatric clinic now. But he'll be fine soon. Come back in 2 weeks.
wow, that's very long. But I said, okay, I'll be back.
I walk back in a sad mood and see a notice on a pole, the Church is inviting singers, the salary is 10 dollars an hour, and I have a religious degree, and I love to sing. "Come on, baby light my fire."
 
I immediately go to Church. I came, opened the door, and the administrator looked at me, smiled, and shouted - “I found you!”
I say yes, I'm looking for a job. And he answers, that’s right, our porn studio invites actors.
Whoa! OK. What is your salary?
One hundred dollars an hour.
10 dollars. One hundred dollars. I agree!
When can I start? Right now! Follow me.
He opens the door and I see an empty room. No one.
I ask what should I do?
Take a chair, sit down and wait.
OK.
Five minutes later, the door opened. And three guys come in.
Well. Interesting
Another five minutes later. The door opened and four girls came.
Three guys, four girls, me. Perfect!
Lights, cameras, director, actors are already naked, everything is ready to shoot. But I’m in clothes and on a chair and don’t understand what to do.
Next to me is a girl with a clapperboard.
She comes to me, claps and screams - Scene with the cuckold, episode one!
oookay. And I watch porn in real time.
An hour later, I go up to the administrator and ask, will I get paid for this?
Certainly! Can I stay another hour?
Certainly! You are my best actor!
I made two hundred dollars in a day.
Then I went to filming every day. Well, sit on a chair and watch porn. For money.
By the end of the second week, I remembered. My book!
But the director of the literary agency has gone crazy, after all. And the book was not published.
I wrote a new one based on these events. I called the book - "How to Sit in a Chair, Watch Porn and Get Money." I sent it to another publishing house and they published me. And it would seem like a happy ending! Book, interesting work.
But there is one sad thing. At the end of the year, I was nominated for a porn Oscar as cuckold of the year.
But. But. I didn't receive the award. Sadly. And I thought. What can I do? Of course! I need more practice, and right here, right now, I'll do it!
Thank you, to be continued!