Dr. Evil is cooking a dish. An Ern-Hoffmannide

Dr. Evil is cooking a dish. An Ern-Hoffmannide.



Morning.

Dr. Evil enters the radio studio.

Right in front of him is a stove with one large gas burner.

The fire is burning.

There is a huge pot at the ready.

There are three microphones and four television cameras around the gas stove.

The microphones and TV cameras have funnels mounted on top.

There are cupboards with kitchen utensils nearby.

"Hello, friends!!!"

Dr. Evil puts a huge pot on the fire and pours liquid into it from a jug with the inscription "Half-truth".

Then he generously pours into a saucepan out of a huge bottle with the inscription "Lies".

Dr. Evil takes long thick tubes from the package of "Provocation" and throws them into a saucepan.

There are metal hooks in a paper bag (the inscription "Denunciations (reporting a misdemeanor)"). In plastic boxes there are miniature metal traps and products vaguely similar to glasses with round metal frames. Hooks, traps, "glasses with round metal frames" - all this he is generously adding to the preparing dish.

Jars labeled "Threats", "Intimidation" ... - everything is used.

A pause. Dr. Evil looks thoughtfully at the bubbling concoction.

He makes passes with his hands, and figures of little men appear in front of him - made of chocolate, of sugar, of sweet dough.

"You are my sweet, my beloved, you are my nice!" Dr. Evil says kindly.

He puts the figures on a wooden board, cuts them with a large knife, hits them with a kitchen hammer for cooking chops, rolls them with a kitchen rolling pin.

He sends the resulting substance into a pot.

"Good! Good! Pepper, to add of pepper!" - He says.

From a cellophane bag (the inscription "Hot metal pepper"), - he generously pours this into a saucepan.

Periodically, Dr. Evil summons evil clowns who spit into the preparing brew.

The dish is almost completely ready.

Dr. Evil held his hands over the pan and pronounced a spell: "Langs-fangs, there will be dumplings!"

The concoction is ready.

Dr. Evil pours the brew into funnels mounted on top of microphones and television cameras.

Time passed quickly behind the cooking worries.

It's almost noon.

"See you tomorrow morning, friends!"



April 25, 2024 22:17


Translation from Russian into English: April 25, 2024 23:29
Владимир Владимирович Залесский “ Доктор Зло готовит блюдо. Эрн-Гофманида ”.


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