What would Putin do?

 Question for everyone...

 What would Putin do if he became a magician, list them point by point?

 But I have my own versions, why then do I write at all, share my thoughts with you, my dears?

 So, first of all, Putin, having become a magician, made sure that one person the next morning did not wake up at all, completely stopped breathing, guess the first time, who could it be?

 Next, I begin to get lost in conjecture, several versions jump out of my head at once, what will our president do next if he is solemnly presented with a magic wand as a reward for persistent anti-fascism?

 How would I surprise you, my dears?

 Putin will make sure that all nuclear charges in the West turn out to be defective, no matter how you throw them on the ground, there will be no explosion even if you crack them, and they will be convinced of this immediately, without leaving the cash register, and they will crap their pants for their bold statements  the generals, and even the State Department and the Senate, seem to have swallowed a storm, they won’t get off the pot out of fear, and as soon as it blows through well, they will run to Putin to lick one place, they will have no other choice!

 Well, what else will our witty president come up with!?

 Let's do this, all the dollars on earth will disappear in one fell swoop, and their printing press, on which they are stamped day and night, will break, scatter to the last screw, what will happen as a result?

 The ruble will replace the dollar, will rightfully take its place, and all countries will line up to buy the gold ruble, while the blotter Macron will not be given rubles, no matter how tearfully he asks for them, even if he falls to his knees and kisses Putin’s footprints!

 Okay, we’re all talking about foreign countries, it’s time to think about our own people.

 The endowed Putin will approach any newly built high-rise comfortable house, touch it with his magic wand, and in the place of one house thousands will appear with all the amenities and furnishings.

 After which every citizen of Russia will be given an apartment completely free of charge and for eternal use, they are crying in the USSR!

 And the last thing... Putin will go out onto the street with this magic wand and touch the top of every pensioner’s head, and he will immediately become young, full of strength and energy, and then he will no longer need his pension at all, he will donate it to the Russian state budget..  .

 That’s it, I’m done, I didn’t have enough imagination for more, and, frankly speaking, why do we need Putin with a magic wand, he, apparently, can do a lot of magic for us, the suffering ones, without it, that we’ll take him for a long time  for this we will carry on our hands... after all, he is literally holding every Russian oligarch by the throat?