Not copyrightable love story

I asked a tutor to copyright my romance.
He says: Send me a script w/out return address.

Make sure the envelope will never gets open! - advises instructor.
“The judge won’t approve copyright of your story; Unless it is sealed, has date with a certified stamp on it”

“Whenever a love story starts with an "L"
It’s either too trivial or too prosaic” adds a bystander
“American copy box doesn’t accept used narrative!
Especially when Originals lacking noble style”

-Just leave me alone, I'm not talking to you! You look like somebody who had never been there!
 Your Capitain Obvious better stay on it's own - I turn to my tutor and barely holding tears.

As all of the stories started almost the same:

A meets B and story develops next:
They marry, have kids, get house or boat/ a dog/hamster or couple of cats:
They meant to build love but instead build financial credit.

/too boring and not copyrightable, I need something else. This story is lacking love but Im in need of romance!/

I urgently need an evacuation onto love planet: my muse had developed a life time migraine and thus I can’t use my pills without it’s side effects/
My romance is too boring and too cliche': the man is too normal, standart, obvious and simply usual. With him I will never get oscar, palm d'or, not even some Broadway theatre play. For me its unusual, Im craving fame!

"Such bores usually get refusals - its too broad, too narrow, you won't have a chance" - advises my tutor