ST2

I had an addiction. Not drugs, alcohol, or even Reels. I'm a porn addict. My whole day consisted of porn, well, except for Friday when I watched “Field of Dreams.”

One day I decided to replace porn with something. I have a TV channel with Russian football. But it turned out that this is even worse than porn addiction. What could be more disgusting than Russian football? Porn with geranthophiles? Mmm, gerantophiles... Doesn't matter. Forget it!

Then I thought. Book Shop. There are a lot of interesting things there, books about nature, science, sports, sex. And here I stand, in my hands a book called “The King of Vaginas” and I understand that this does not work.
And now I have found solutions!
Now I write scripts for porn films.
And what's more, I'm an actor in porn. But I have an unusual role. I watch porn. In other words, I'm a cuckold. And was even nominated for a porn Oscar. As cuck of the year.
And also stand-up. I'll explain it to you.
First. While I'm an observer or speaker, I don't watch porn.
Second. Stand-up looks like porn. Sometimes it's pornhub level, sometimes it's homemade porn. But it's always unpredictable.
And third. My imagination. Now you are all naked. As I. So love stand-up like I do. And see you!